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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 10, 2024 at 8:52 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That is awesome..
    Great parenting as well..

    I've cut way down, used to be 1 to 6 beers every night after work to wind down.
    Now maybe a beer or 2 on a weekend night, if that.
    I don't even miss it during the week and I've lost 10 pounds.

    For me it is just a habit, I'd have a beer every night even if I didn't want one.
    Glad to break the cycle..
     
  2. May 10, 2024 at 8:55 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah..

    The first thing I thought of when they found out is stolen, the backup officer should of pulled his cruiser around front and blocked the suspect. At that moment the scene was safe and the driver was calm, but I don't know shit :D
     
  3. May 10, 2024 at 9:08 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    All the officers had their gun in their hand and it was not like the guy burned the tires to leave and not one shot into the front tires to disable the vehicle.Seems to be the easy button method
     
  4. May 10, 2024 at 9:08 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    No, to all of the above.
     
  5. May 10, 2024 at 9:09 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    :oops:
     
  6. May 10, 2024 at 9:10 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    o_O

    Who made this psycho a mod?!
     
  7. May 10, 2024 at 9:11 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Welcome back! Glad to see you made it home safe. :bikewheelie2: :thumbsup:
     
  8. May 10, 2024 at 9:13 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Has anyone pre toasted their French toast? You can thank me later
     
  9. May 10, 2024 at 9:13 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :monocle:
     
  10. May 10, 2024 at 9:14 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :worthless:
     
  11. May 10, 2024 at 9:19 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    No, but I have coated it in crumbled Cap'n Crunch cereal before frying it. You won't be able to thank me until after the coma; so, later.
     
  12. May 10, 2024 at 9:21 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Agreed. He should ban himself for that comment.
     
  13. May 10, 2024 at 9:26 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I could see drying it out a little in the oven, but making french toast out of toast?

     
  14. May 10, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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    Thank you. :hattip:
     
  15. May 10, 2024 at 9:41 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Hell yeah man!!! Keep going dude. See how long you can push it!
     
  16. May 10, 2024 at 9:46 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :thumbsup::fistbump:
     
  17. May 10, 2024 at 10:14 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :smack:
     
  18. May 10, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I think that once the vehicle comes back stolen, calmly walk up and shoot him in the face, no words spoken.
    City flips the bill to have the interior detailed, take the body to the dump, a little paperwork, everyone goes home happy.
     
  20. May 10, 2024 at 10:46 AM
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Having 2 daughters made a difference also for me and their big brother
     
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    There's an unexplainable part of every fathers heart that has a daughter. We have a son too, but there's that one part for the daughter where all hell will come loose.
     
  24. May 10, 2024 at 10:59 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Mind if I hang out with you while you're hanging out on your phone? 7BE3DEF9-916E-4B29-8CB0-D3616CBD2E81.jpg
     
  25. May 10, 2024 at 11:00 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Bro, have you even looked at your SIG in landscape mode or on a PC yet?
     
  26. May 10, 2024 at 11:07 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Snitches get stitches
     
  27. May 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Wait, that was you?!
     
  28. May 10, 2024 at 11:21 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :facepalm:
    Strike one for the new guy!
     
  29. May 10, 2024 at 11:26 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Maybe a pm would've been in order? Although, whenever someone's account is getting fucked with, you know I'm assuming the short armed Dino is involved in some way or another. :devil:
     
  30. May 10, 2024 at 11:32 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    We have one of each as well and know exactly what you mean. I'm going to be a wreck when she is old enough to start dating.
     

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