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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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  2. May 10, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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    Who made this psycho a mod?!
     
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    Has anyone pre toasted their French toast? You can thank me later
     
  5. May 10, 2024 at 9:13 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  6. May 10, 2024 at 9:14 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  7. May 10, 2024 at 9:19 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    No, but I have coated it in crumbled Cap'n Crunch cereal before frying it. You won't be able to thank me until after the coma; so, later.
     
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    Agreed. He should ban himself for that comment.
     
  9. May 10, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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    I could see drying it out a little in the oven, but making french toast out of toast?

     
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    Hell yeah man!!! Keep going dude. See how long you can push it!
     
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    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    City flips the bill to have the interior detailed, take the body to the dump, a little paperwork, everyone goes home happy.
     
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    Having 2 daughters made a difference also for me and their big brother
     
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  19. May 10, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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    There's an unexplainable part of every fathers heart that has a daughter. We have a son too, but there's that one part for the daughter where all hell will come loose.
     
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    Mind if I hang out with you while you're hanging out on your phone? 7BE3DEF9-916E-4B29-8CB0-D3616CBD2E81.jpg
     
  21. May 10, 2024 at 11:00 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  22. May 10, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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    Snitches get stitches
     
  23. May 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Wait, that was you?!
     
  24. May 10, 2024 at 11:21 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Strike one for the new guy!
     
  25. May 10, 2024 at 11:26 AM
    OldGuy03

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    Maybe a pm would've been in order? Although, whenever someone's account is getting fucked with, you know I'm assuming the short armed Dino is involved in some way or another. :devil:
     
  26. May 10, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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    We have one of each as well and know exactly what you mean. I'm going to be a wreck when she is old enough to start dating.
     
  27. May 10, 2024 at 11:33 AM
    20GR8 Super

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    :laugh::laughing::laugh:
     
  28. May 10, 2024 at 11:37 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah.. not looking forward to that shit.
    Daughters are 8 and 10 now
     
  29. May 10, 2024 at 11:48 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    2 girls here as well, 12 & 15. All we as parents can do is be the best role model of what a healthy relationship is for them. And hope they make good choices with the boys that they hang out with. Mom and I are involved enough that dating isn't a thing yet. Not looking forward to it, but also not as much of a wreck as I thought I would be thinking about it when they were younger.
     
  30. May 10, 2024 at 1:13 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Wifes Mothers Day gift has arrived :laugh:

     

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