Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

But that would've been a good one too.

 

When the AI get's a little more advanced (or I have a little more patience), I'll try again. I think it was trying to filter out the "weiner" look

 

Yeah, geoducks do send out a phallic vibe.

 

Yeah, they make me giggle and blush.

 

Thanks Joel, I look especially happy that day.

 

How is this bad?

 

Stu over there like:

 

Like twice.

Not sure if this dude is hitting one or this is a chef's kiss, or both, but thank you very much, sir!

[edit] forgot the chef's kiss..

 

Just bought all new appliances for the new house.
Washer/dryer
Fridge
Wall oven/microwave combo
Dishwasher.
Not the cheapest stuff, but not top of the line.
Without googling, who can guess the closest without going over?
It was a box store and it was all on sale.

 

On sale..
$4,500

 

One dollar, Bob.

 

2K

 

First night shift tonight. Slept like shit. Gonna be fun.

 

Higher

 

I bought a 3 yr protection plan for all of it and a few extras for the washer/dryer.
Hoses, propane conversion, etc.

 

Left arm, right testicle, soul of your firstborn?

 

If you bought Samsung, sucks to be you.

 

Just the fridge. It was the biggest side by side with water and ice for the best price.
It was $6100 for all of it. That includes tax, extra warranty and extras for laundry.
And $2k was cash.
So, only paying 437% interest on 4100.

 

Does that include install and hauling off the old stuff, or do you have to do all of that?

 

Wasn't really ready for appliances at the new place yet, but it was a pretty great sale and we have to get them anyway so kinda couldn't pass it up. They'll just have sit huddled in the living room, covered on plastic for a couple months.

 

Ah, that makes sense. Snag the sale when you can.

Gotta be kinda exciting to be moving to a new place, yeah?

 

Going to the new place. No appliances there yet. Only thing we currently own that's decent is the fridge. I'll see if one of the kids or someone at work needs it.
I'll take the microwave to work and washer dryer is junk.
I'll do all the install on the new stuff.

 

Kinda sorta/bitter sweet, long story.
Should get better once out there and settled in.

 

The dogs are gonna love it

 

Ah, I see.

Well, if you are bitter about moving out of the old place and want to make it hell for whoever is buying it, I have heard of some great pranks that last years or more.

 

Well that's what's most important isn't it? Dogs are the best.