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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    8 vote(s)
    25.8%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  9. Motocross

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  1. Apr 24, 2024 at 7:43 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I only plant a winter lawn now, and only in my back yard. :anonymous:
     
  2. Apr 24, 2024 at 7:43 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I looked inside my septic last year.

    it was kind of shitty.
     
  3. Apr 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Like a hot broad.
     
  4. Apr 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:so true
     
  5. Apr 24, 2024 at 8:31 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Are they gonna run all the plumbing overhead?
     
  6. Apr 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    Just wanted to say you're welcome to all you guys who are sleeping well this week. I'm working on a combined total of 13 hours in all over the last 3 nights.
     
  7. Apr 24, 2024 at 8:37 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Ugh, that's just gross.
     
  8. Apr 24, 2024 at 8:39 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yep, and then down the walls to the sinks, toilets, and hoses.
     
  9. Apr 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Also, I can usually get in a few naps during the week, but I haven’t this week

    IMG_8611.png
     
  10. Apr 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You better plug in, you're almost down to 70%.
     
  11. Apr 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    So the simplest solution is to abandon all the copper and run new plastic throughout the house?! Phuk…
     
  12. Apr 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Not me. My sleep cycle this week is asleep by 10:30, at 2:30am wake up and cough mega-chodes until my 5 am alarm.
     
  13. Apr 24, 2024 at 9:07 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Bone stock
    Sorry but that made me lol. Only because I know your pain
     
  14. Apr 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  15. Apr 25, 2024 at 12:44 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh:
    Can't sleep?
     
  16. Apr 25, 2024 at 12:48 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Can confirm lol. Fell asleep on my back (always a side sleeper) with video playing. Slept for like 3 hours and now have been wide awake.
     
  17. Apr 25, 2024 at 12:53 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    18" TRD Off Road Wheels
    Late naps wreck sleep. I'm finally winding back down and going to sleep.
     
  18. Apr 25, 2024 at 5:25 AM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    Cool slaps and plastiDip
    We have to have 6 of ours done a year. 2 of them are coconut palms that are 30plus feet. Dangerous as hell to trim those. One frond is as big as the tundra
     
  19. Apr 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Seems legit. Probably adds 20hp and 3 mpgs too.
     
  20. Apr 25, 2024 at 6:54 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I've been looking for seamless memory metal shrapnel with more fit for like 2 yrs!
    Link?
     
  21. Apr 25, 2024 at 6:58 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  22. Apr 25, 2024 at 6:59 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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  23. Apr 25, 2024 at 7:00 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :rofl:
     
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  24. Apr 25, 2024 at 7:08 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  25. Apr 25, 2024 at 7:23 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  26. Apr 25, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Bubba and Earl were out driving and drinking their Budweisers

    While driving, Earl says “Bubba, there’s a DUI stop up ahead. What should we do?”

    Bubba replied “Oh, don’t worry about that. What I want you to do is we’ll pull over, drink these beers, take off the label, put the labels on our head, and toss the bottles under the seat.”

    Earl says, “ok, why are we putting the labels on our forehead?”

    Bubba said just to do it, and to trust him.

    The two pull up to the DUI stop. The deputy asked if they had been drinking this evening. Bubba replied, no sir and points to the label on their forehead “we’re on the patch.”
     
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    Blue Thunder

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  28. Apr 25, 2024 at 7:54 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Finally a day (or two) or rain here. Hope it helps kill my allergies.

    Anyone had a dead battery in a Toyota hybrid before? Haven’t driven the Corolla for nearly two weeks. Got in this morning and the car freaked out. Lots of clicking coming from the trunk and the digital dash was flashing. Hope it’s the battery…
     
  29. Apr 25, 2024 at 8:13 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Damn, man. Your having a streak of Irish luck. I'm sorry.
     
  30. Apr 25, 2024 at 8:13 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    You know what we're going to need when that baby shows up
    :worthless:
    :eek:er wait maybe we'll just take your word for it
     

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