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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  2. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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  3. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:13 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Glad I'm not the only one that heard the truth.
     
  4. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:13 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I have had two recruiters start a conversation with “Well
    Since I am suddenly considered tall for once can I delegate my vote!?
     
  5. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Sounds like our house.

    Every evening after the kids are in bed, I tidy the kitchen, wash dishes, load and run the dishwasher, wash bottles and refill them with milk for the night's feeds, make coffee for the next day, do any laundry that needs washing or folding, put the toddler back to bed 7 times, shovel snow if required, empty garbages, etc. What does my wife do? Sit on the couch talking to her mom about how hard her life is, how tired she is and how she never gets any time for herself.
     
  6. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:15 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Editable crickets from a scope-creep hardware store.

    That’s like gas station sushi in a land-locked state.
     
  7. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:15 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Oh yeah, that's the other good part.

    I get up with the kids about 7. She sleeps until 9 or 10 and gets in a 2 hour afternoon nap. We go to bed at the same time and take turns getting up with the babies at night but she's the one who's always too tired to function.
     
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  8. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:17 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Damn, you guys are not making me feel bad for being terminally single.
     
  9. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Why do you think he's sober-ish so much of the time?
     
  10. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:25 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Maybe I can change that. My wife makes all meals, cleans the house, helps me wash my truck, picks up beer for me, and, oh yeah, has sex with me when I want
     
  11. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:28 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    What's the catch? :rofl:
     
  12. Apr 3, 2024 at 8:29 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Hold out for one that fits your style. Don't believe the hype about relationships taking so much work to function. Like @Azblue already said, you can have your cake and eat it too. And I love cake.
     
  13. Apr 3, 2024 at 9:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Of course you do....

    Britain loves cake. It is there for all of our most significant moments: birthdays, weddings, greetings and farewells, for every special day … and also for the everyday moments of relaxation and rejuvenation, a comforting slice next to the cuppa, a tiny moment of luxury and reward.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  14. Apr 3, 2024 at 9:25 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Sounds like you and I should take a fishing trip to the NWT and leave the women at home with the kids for 2 weeks.

    Fair point.
     
  15. Apr 3, 2024 at 11:21 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    It was cool but so ready to be back home already. Way too many people.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Naa, I’d be lost without my wife. There are just certain days you wonder if everyone is from a different universe
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Yes. A partner in crime is always going to be better on the whole, but there will certainly be challenges.
     
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  18. Apr 4, 2024 at 1:25 AM
    GODZILLA

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  19. Apr 4, 2024 at 2:15 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Got caught up since I could not sleep again
     
  20. Apr 4, 2024 at 2:17 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I too did not sleep well before this shift. Must mean somebody else from the thread is sleeping like a baby.... bastards.
     
  21. Apr 4, 2024 at 2:39 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    My hand is killing me again and I simply cannot sleep when it gets like that
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    You could always try the Ash Williams solution.



    Jokes aside, pain keeping you awake sucks.
     
  23. Apr 4, 2024 at 2:44 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    You have no idea how many times I have laid there thinking about that
     
  24. Apr 4, 2024 at 3:42 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Same
     
  25. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:35 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Good night, Everybody.
     
  26. Apr 4, 2024 at 6:10 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Wasn't me...
     
  27. Apr 4, 2024 at 6:36 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure it's for me :cool:

    I'm getting ready to crash in a few, and I'll let you guys know later :rofl:
     
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    Yep, I wouldn't trade The Woman for anything. She's my best friend and teammate for life, even though we drive each other nuts sometimes.
     
  29. Apr 4, 2024 at 6:50 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Now I'm feeling guilty for whining about the 1% of the time she's not perfect.
     
  30. Apr 4, 2024 at 6:58 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    This thread is our therapy session. Just without the copay, 30min limit and pondering why everything is your fault.
     
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