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  1. Feb 14, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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    Another Giant Fail. :(
     
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  3. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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    How do u not get that one?!
     
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  4. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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    Is this another one of those Hip Hop references that's just going over my head?
     
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  5. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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    Read it aloud...
     
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  6. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I liked it, one of your best!
     
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  7. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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    So it just "My Daddy"? I need a drink to contemplate the funny of this. :pout:
     
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  8. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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    There u go. When they call out your name, they call out the name on the receipt…which this one is “my daddy”
     
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  9. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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    At our 5 Guys, they don't ask for a name. They just call out your order number. :(
     
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  10. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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    Also, next one you use needs to be Aye Pappy.
     
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  11. Feb 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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    Here's a challenge for next weeks burgers, Dan Gleeballs. :):thumbsup:
     
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  12. Feb 14, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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    Added to my list
     
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  13. Feb 14, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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  14. Feb 15, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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    Hired a handy man and gave him a list.

    When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.

    Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
     
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  15. Feb 15, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    It might be time to change the title of the thread. 'This thread is a joke', or 'All Dad's Welcome', or 'Did I Say Something Punny?'...
     
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  16. Feb 15, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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    I can add a poll for a new name change if the group would like.
     
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  17. Feb 15, 2024 at 8:20 AM
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    A bug hit my windshield...

    I bet he won't have the guts to do that again.
     
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  18. Feb 15, 2024 at 8:28 AM
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    This damn cold is kicking my ass. Felt good for 2 days and now I have a cough I can't get rid of, sore joints, etc... I don't complain very often but this sucks.
     
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  19. Feb 15, 2024 at 8:30 AM
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    Yep. It's going around. I just kicked it today (I think)
     
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  20. Feb 15, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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    Did you have it for like week? I'm going on a week with 2 good days mixed in the middle.
     
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    Probably lingered for about two weeks. Sometimes I would be great, and then bam - warm/fatigued and tired. Sore throat was on/off. Congestion was on/off. It was an odd one.
     
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    Welp here is to another week! Better go buy some more cough drops.
     
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    I remember the exact moment my dad first told me this one. I was 7. It's a classic.
     
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    Reminds me of my favorite joke of all time!

    What is the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?

    Its asshole.
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Not sure if anyone in here peruses the meme thread over in the off-topic/greenroom section, but I check it at least once p/day and it always gets a smile, if not a chuckle.
     
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    Winter decided to show up late last night, made for a pretty morning listening to the wind and watching the snow drift down
    20240215_095610~2.jpg
     
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    We need it but I was really looking forward to an early spring
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Wife just sent me this pic. I can only imagine that this is what happens when you give a sahuaro meth.


    5414.jpg
     
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    Damnnnn
     
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