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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 8, 2024 at 6:07 AM
    GODZILLA

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  2. Feb 8, 2024 at 7:24 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Oh I have my test :benchpress:
     
  3. Feb 8, 2024 at 7:24 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Daughter and wife rear ended on the way to daughter’s appt for her knee injection.
    Minor damage
    No injuries
    Driver admitted fault (obviously is)
    all is well again
     
  4. Feb 8, 2024 at 7:27 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Shit man, in the Highlander?
     
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  5. Feb 8, 2024 at 7:34 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Some lady pulled out in front of us yesterday in the Tesla, I laid on the horn and scared her to the shoulder. A few minutes later she rear ended a car 2 back from us. :facepalm:
     
  6. Feb 8, 2024 at 7:37 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Ya. Wife said exhaust is a little bent and bottom of bumper
    Rear ended by a Nissan Versa. Guess their hood is all fucked up now
     
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  7. Feb 8, 2024 at 7:40 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Oof. Did u notice if the emergency braking kicked in when is she pulled out in front

    Mainly it’s female drivers that I see that are going too slow in the fast lane, pull out in front of you, slamming on their brakes (opposed to slowly engaging) and constantly riding their brakes instead of letting off the gas. Wife and I have a running joke of this
     
  8. Feb 8, 2024 at 8:29 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    It wasn't that close to kick in, I had my eye on her before she pulled out.

    I have my dashcam set to activate on honk but for some reason it didn't record, I probably was on the horn too many times. :laugh:
     
  9. Feb 8, 2024 at 8:49 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I see a lot of women here driving really fast and aggressively for no particular reason.
     
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  10. Feb 8, 2024 at 9:06 AM
    T-Rex266

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    It recorded. Next time you go to park, go to ur dashcam. It’ll review ur drive from sentry mode to put into park
    I also keep the dashcam button up front so I can touch that and it’ll save
    U can also use voice command and / or make one of the buttons on the wheel set to save it upon hitting it as a shortcut
     
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  11. Feb 8, 2024 at 9:16 AM
    T-Rex266

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    What do you call an espresso with a cold?


    A coughee
     
  12. Feb 8, 2024 at 9:29 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    You don't have the flu.
    I think one of your burgers was tainted and now you have brain worms.
     
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  13. Feb 8, 2024 at 9:32 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I slept until 10am and didn't get out of bed until noon.
    It didn't help. I feel hung over and like I got beat up, or fell off a roof, or a 50 yr old who got drunk and played tackle football with 20 yr olds for an hour.
    Except,.....none of that happened.
     
  14. Feb 8, 2024 at 9:47 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Possibility
     
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    But maybe it did and you don’t remember
     
  16. Feb 8, 2024 at 10:08 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Not even enough energy for some dad jokes :boink:
     
  17. Feb 8, 2024 at 10:09 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The Tesla didn't honk itself???
     
  18. Feb 8, 2024 at 10:09 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Is this up to code?
    Screenshot_20240208_120804.jpg
     
  19. Feb 8, 2024 at 10:11 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :fistbump:
     
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    :eek2::eek2::eek2:
    Where is this BS?
     
  21. Feb 8, 2024 at 10:20 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That's on the next OTA update. :D
     
  22. Feb 8, 2024 at 10:21 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    :rofl: just a random meme I came across, figured you'd like it
     
  23. Feb 8, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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    Asking for a friend
     
  24. Feb 8, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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    This is why I’m not an electrician. I’d pass that with an A+ lol
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Alright guys- big announcement. I let @Azblue make a call today on a ban (actually it’s his 2nd decision when asked on input) so he can use his Ban Moderator duties as appropriate
    He made the correct call on each
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0
     
  29. Feb 8, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    The kids are getting goats for 4H so dad is building a goat shelter. :goingcrazy:
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