Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

so true

 

so very true

 

Yup. Shower farts smell worse than regular ones. Then there are those that bring their own moisture, and that's a different kind of worse.

 

Once you get past the heart attack warning on the packaging, these bastards are pretty amazing.

 

MMMMM! Love me some brats! Leftover ones get used like breakfast sausage for a skillet scramble thing the next morning. So. Freaking. GOOD!

 

are you JUST NOW discovering Johnsonville Brats?

 

I'll have to keep an eye out for those.

 

No of course not, I'm old. Just never a fan of beer flavored foods till tonight.

 

It says feels like -17 with the wind.

 

if you don't stand outside naked, you'll never notice.

 

If I was 20 years younger I’d test that theory.

 

Sounds like a challenge!

 

You don't need to be outside in the freezing cold to hear your bones, ask me how I know.

 

What? So old that you spell flavor and other words with superfluous U's?

 

I would ask, but I can't hear you over my knees sounding like a ratchet full of sand.

 

We were pretty poor when I was a kid. Name brand soda was certainly not on the menu.

 

When we were poor, my mom bought RC Cola, not her fault of course, but as a kid its embarrassing when your friends come over and drink it. 1ST World problems even way back then.

 

I loved RC Cola as a kid! We had that and the Shasta sodas, when we had soda. Name brand sodas were a treat once in a while, but not regular until I was in my late teens/20s at least.

 

Shasta orange for the win.

 

Its pretty amazing that people here of different ages, class and locations can still have similar experiences. That's what I love about this Country.

 

Once you get all the "definitions" out of the way, the general American experience is very similar for lots of people. I'd even be willing to bet that it's similar for most of us.

 

Yup. I'd rather deal with a genuine person who is a bit of an ass, than a dirtbag that fakes being decent.