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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:19 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's so you think they've used real apples :laugh:

    PS>> WTH is BL??
     
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  2. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:19 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    I'm starting to think your buns are being crumpled on purpose due to the shenanigans.
     
  3. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Nah. They didn’t know my daughter; unless they can see email on the receipt but idk
     
  4. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Don’t expect any New Year’s resolutions from me. I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, passionate, and foul mouthed guy you all have gotten to know and love
     
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  5. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, more molested buns. :rofl:
     
  6. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:45 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Wet upon arrival. Exactly how it should be :smokertransformer:
     
  7. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:46 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    I want/expect nothing less
     
  8. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:47 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    NSFW?
     
  9. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:48 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes
    No
    Maybe
    Idk
    Still yes
     
  10. Dec 31, 2023 at 6:48 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :fistbump:
     
  11. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:00 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Like you don't know
    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:09 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ur not a lap dog. Repeat after me. Youre not a lap dog

     
  13. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:13 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I don't understand, I see what is obviously a dog in a lap. Lap dog.
     
  14. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:24 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :thumbsup:

    I wasn't thinking that for some reason...

    I googled it, and BoiLover came up :facepalm:

    ...just had to make sure you weren't goin' there :D
     
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  15. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:25 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Looks like a lap dog to me.
     
  16. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:26 PM
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  17. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:28 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I don't about the love for me part, but I'm intending to do the same.
    Plan to drink a bit less during the week.
    These 3 or 4 beers to wind down nightly to go to sleep aren't doing me any good..
    Gotta cut that down, besides that, carry on as usual...:thumbsup::fistbump:
     
  18. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:43 PM
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  19. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:51 PM
    Outbound

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    You're on the no cuddle list now...
     
  20. Dec 31, 2023 at 7:59 PM
    TILLY

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    I don't usually make New Years resolutions because I know I can make this proclamation any day of the year with exactly the same results if I choose. But this year my resolution is to be younger, as some of us here know, getting old(er) is not for the faint of heart. More exercise is the key, at least that's what my achy joints and bones tell me, so that's my resolution. Hope I wake up Tomorrow. :)
     
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  21. Dec 31, 2023 at 8:08 PM
    Leo's first

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    :rofl::rofl:I hope you wake up tomorrow too
    Pretty much the same for me just try to live a healthier lifestyle
     
  22. Dec 31, 2023 at 8:09 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  23. Dec 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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    :fistbump:
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Memories.
    I was single and dating at that time, my kids were like 10 and 6.
    GF at the time had family out in the country, Rusk Texas, and we all went there for the weekend.
    Had a huge bonfire, the kids crashed by 10, and the adults stayed out and drank until 1.

    Turned out to be a big media-fueled NOTHING.:eek2::D
     
  25. Dec 31, 2023 at 8:23 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Good. I also gave him, and Gia some anxiety meds to calm them down before people begin lighting off fireworks
     
  26. Dec 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I think I was going into my freshmen year in highschool
     
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  27. Dec 31, 2023 at 8:47 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I was a Senior HS, remember it like it was yesterday!
    It was the first time I drank around my mom, dad was on a TDY in Egypt :rofl:
     
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  28. Dec 31, 2023 at 8:58 PM
    T-Rex266

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    It was either freshmen or sophomore year my dad had his 40th. There was still beer left in the keg, so he and I finished it off :laugh:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That used to be our tradition but the only decent Chinese place around here closed during the pandemic. :(
     
  30. Jan 1, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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