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  1. Dec 19, 2023 at 2:42 PM
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    3" Lifted Sleigh. sPOD lights on each reindeer. HeftyFab sliders
    Any chance Santa can get his sleigh done after New Years???

    It gets a little crazy flying over Canada sometimes :santa2:
     
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  5. Dec 19, 2023 at 4:15 PM
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    Doesn't look too terrible just never been cleaned before must have been a car seat in the back there
    What year is it?
     
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  6. Dec 19, 2023 at 4:37 PM
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    Between a 1yo, female driver, and German Shepard…I had my work cut out. I went ahead and also removed some brake dust that was on the paint the best I could with time limitations for free for her.
    I’m not sure. Probably a 2017/18 or so.
     
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  7. Dec 19, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    I try and get in mamas 4R and I’m like what the fuck is all of this shit?!? I can half the contents just throwing shit away, and 3/4s throwing all the old toys away!!! My truck has like 3 things on the floorboards, some dude whipes, a few legos and a tp roll. I’m ready for passengers not a run to the dump!
     
    FrenchToasty, Dec 19, 2023
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  8. Dec 19, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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    I've given up trying on the family vehicle. It's pointless and all three ladies in the house couldn't care any less if I paid them to. I don't understand it.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Was this female driver hot, and if so, any pics?
     
    Azblue, Dec 19, 2023
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    The rainbow is rather interesting. Never heard of it, but I guess it's a sibling of the snowball? Each their own, but I don't want my discharge back, and certainly not in my mouth.
     
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  11. Dec 19, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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    it’s a female thing (my daughter is an exception. She keeps the interior of her vehicle pretty clean..she gets that from me, hah
    I don’t wash the wife’s car anymore. I’ll find random trash, random kid toys, water bottles, shit she probably doesn’t need / want anymore just sitting there
    She as pretty cute, actually.
     
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    She asked if I could work on her husbands truck next (black f150) told her I would, but I’m taking it to my house this time
     
    T-Rex266, Dec 19, 2023
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :worthless:
     
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    You just wait
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    Careful. When they don't want you to pull it out they might be after a paycheck.
     
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    Wanna compare updates? :laugh:
     
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    Nah. I don't have any updates. Mine was done right the first time. :p
     
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    Streampie? :monocle:
     
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    My son decided to buy a new reversible jacket.

    I can't wait to see how it turns out.
     
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    I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

    It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet.
     
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    Ok, one more dad joke and I will be forced to kill you. Sorry about that, but it must be done.
     
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    We have all lovingly supported his self imposed sobriety, but he needs to be stopped.
     
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    If Dad jokes are the only side effect to him doing so well, I think we'll survive. It'll just give @Azblue an excuse to drink extra beer. There is balance in the force.
     
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    Oh for fucks sake, you pop up like a a rash sometimes to make something out of an obvious joke.
     
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    Mine was a joke too. LOL
     
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    I don't need an excuse, but I'll take it.
     
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    :cheers:
     
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    Sorry about that. I'm wound way too tight today. :(
     
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    No worries. Anything we can help with? Feel free to PM if you need to vent.
     
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