Anyone buying a Christmas present for themselves?

Agreed, but Amazon approves of pet beating and sells products to do it with!

 

Pics or it didn’t happen.

 

Well you could also use it on unruly guests in your party cave. For example if they’re not following instructions about the lotion.

 

So, Santa has a question...

Does leather really sting more if it's used on wet, oily or moist flesh???

 

Hang on a minute; let me check my naughty list (I mean )

 

Great question. The listing says it’s fun and interactive, plus they tout it as flexible and tough to break. So you can huck a strong beating on your reindeer, or elves, or naughty little kids.

In fact give me one good reason to not post a 5 star review titled: “Works on kids too!”

Just to make the listing that much more inappropriate.

 

There weren’t even any other “like” items to pair with it. There was this vagina shaped dog treat dispenser though.

dipperdap Treat Dispensing Dog Toys, Interactive Dog Toys, Boredom Buster Dog Toys, Assorted Colors, 3.9" L x 2.6" W x 3.9" H (Black)

$16 dipperdap Treat Dispensing Dog Toys, Interactive Dog Toys, Boredom Buster Dog Toys, Assorted Colors, 3.9" L x 2.6" W x 3.9" H (Black)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CGW2LGRD

 

Santa doesn't beat reindeer; although there's an elf or two that could benefit from it

PS>>> Santa doesn't beat naughty kids; they get coal... Naughty wives though

 

You're being a perv... that looks like an avocado

 

I believe the fact I’m a perv is unrelated to it’s Vagina appearance

 

Nah it looks like a va-jay-jay.

 

Valid point...

 

Santa thinks that if you see an avocado shaped object w/a yellowish center and think 'vagina' that you spent waaaaay too much time in the kitchen as a child

 

I think it says the opposite, or I may have mistaken it for an avocado, instead of recognizing its vaginal form.

 

Yep!
Since my birthday is in the same month as Christmas I splurged and purchased a skid plate to match my cat cover.

 

You sir, need to go sit down and have yourself a sandwich....

 

Beef curtains.

 

This thread delivers.

Plus the site add/product tracker now has a pet beating whip and a va-jay-jay shaped dog toy displayed.

 

Wore the old one out already?

 

You were just asking for a friend right?

 

Speaking of being involved in the festive holiday events... Did you sign up to participate in the 2023 Tundras.com Secret Santa event; you know so could experience the joy of giving and receiving

PS>>> Don't answer; it's rhetorical

Since the answer to this question is 'no'; let me assure you that if a letter from your was in fact received at Casa De Me, it would be forwarded to your nearest shopping mall Santa. Which means the best you can hope for is something he/she can find at Spencer Gifts

 

What is it w/you FGT dudes commenting on Santa's post(s), but can't take a second to hit the 'like' button


You know it's important (like, subscribe and ringing the stupid bell); so just do it!!!

..then you can quote and comment all you want

 

It’s actually my best Gen (FGT) self that wants to hit the like button, but my turd Gen self just won’t let me.

 

Ah, a little of this going on in your head, huh???