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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

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    27.5%

  2. College Football

    4 vote(s)
    10.0%

  3. NBA

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    5.0%

  4. College Basketball

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  5. MLB

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    2.5%

  6. NHL

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    10.0%

  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

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    2.5%

  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    10.0%

  9. Motocross

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    10.0%

  10. F1

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    7.5%

  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

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    2.5%

  12. Pole Vaulting

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  13. Bowling

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  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

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    7.5%

  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

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