Shiftys truck

I gotta get a new truck asap. The s10 broke down on me at the Taco Bell drive thru an hour ago. Wifey was pissed! It had to be towed

 

Pirate I need to borrow your truck for a day

 

Are you surprised?

$6k

 

If you're driving a 20 year old truck, you're an up tight, cheap basterd. And/or identify as poor. Thats okay. No need to sign up for subscriptions & feel free to suckle off someone elses netflix. This is our people.

 

Are you calling your self up tight cheap and poor?

 

it’s a Chevy always reliable. Wifey says $60 for the day

 

The cheapest & the poorest. I've gotta cook a lunch that lasts a week.

 

do you want to move in with me and wifey for A few hundred a month? We have an extra room in the trailer

 

Why? Just change your fuel filter.

 

No, but if you see me and my big orange doofus panhandling, feel free to throw a quarter at me.

 

It’s a race truck. I don’t know if it could be the cause

 

No comprendo

 

Pics? What year is it?

 

FIFY.

 

it’s an 85

 

what’s this mean

 

Fixed It For Ya

 

What did you put in it for an engine to make it race worthy?

 

Probably the 4.3. that thing was a beast

 

Probably uses 20w50 and 93 octane.

 

Only with the GNX turbo the Syclone had.

edit: Oops. It had a Mitsubishi turbo, not the GNX.

 

It got a good Ol 350, it spins the tires if u pop the clutch and all wifey love it

 

I used to have a '91 GMC safari with the 4.3.
I used to do a 180 spin out in the snow, slam it into reverse half way through the spin and then back into a parking spot. All in one motion.
I was pretty badass.

 

Sounds like a pretty basic truck. You should be able to fix that if you’re emotionally invested in it.

 

yes I’m gonna try she wifeys baby

 

Wow, I completely missed this action yesterday. Someone worked hard to get to 50 and to shit on shifty. Maybe put down the bottle for a bit.

 

I don't really think you missed that much..
@shifty` is an asset to the forum..

 

Oh I know that. I don’t have anything against the guy. He’s good people. We even have a PM thread going. I’m more leaning towards a banned regenerating and working hard to get to 50 for BST

 

Smart guy!

Yes, OP is a known entity that's been banned a couple of times now. I'm flattered they want to be all up on my dick trying to get my attention, but I gotta be honest: Their approach is a little too middle school flavored for me; that may be their thing, but definitely ain't mine

There's a reason I haven't been responding, they don't deserve the attention. Everyone replying on it, while in good fun and I appreciate the humor, it's ultimately just getting OP off, encouraging their bullshit behavior. That's how trolls work.

And with that ... I'm out! (unflattered, unimpressed, unsurprised)