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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 16, 2023 at 12:38 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Belly buttons. Duh.
     
  2. Nov 16, 2023 at 12:54 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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  3. Nov 16, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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    No. Neither did my Best Gen... :anonymous:
     
  4. Nov 16, 2023 at 1:49 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    If it did, I would hope you’d be driving it around Florida, trying catch @ToyoMafia …Trolling for Tom.
     
  5. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:02 PM
    Outbound

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    He lives 48 hours one way from me. That's a long ass drive.
     
  6. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:15 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Those toes are completely worth it! Do you have any idea how much his toes would sell for on the dark web?!
     
  7. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:18 PM
    Outbound

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    There's a dark web?


    [​IMG]
     
  8. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:24 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :pout:
     
  9. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:24 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Yeah, @GODZILLA sells his belly button insertion pics on there. Apparently it's pretty legit, he bought his truck from the proceeds.
     
  10. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:34 PM
    Outbound

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    I want nothing to do with it then.
     
  11. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Was that post taxes for him?
     
  12. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:54 PM
    T-Rex266

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  13. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:55 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I assume he also bought more insertion objects (as tax write-offs) and couple crates of inflatable women. He pops them quite regularly.
     
  14. Nov 16, 2023 at 2:56 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    I hope they have the same return policy.
     
  15. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:32 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    like Sean said, I have dual channel front and back. Best $150 I’ve ever spent
     
  16. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:34 PM
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    Squatting Pigeon

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    110%
    I use the hell out of my CarPlay and use voice controls for everything. I try not to fiddle much with the climate control while moving, and get it where I want it before leaving the drive way. It’s terrifying how much ground you cover at highway speed when you look away from the road for 2 seconds!

    Also, the pup is A-OK and was happy to meet all the people. She was a mini Aussie and super friendly.
     
  18. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:37 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Fingers crossed!
    The other two vehicles are guaranteed totaled, I’m just hoping dudes policy has a high enough limit.
     
  19. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:40 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    So don’t bounce it off any gators in the swamp?
    Damn.


    Here’s the rental I went out of pocket for this morning to get myself and my tools back home. I could get used to that thing for the next 6 months while the truck is fixed :anonymous:
    IMG_1689.jpg
    It was a 2019 Lexus NX300 F Sport
     
  20. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:46 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    F@CK!^G SWEET :fistbump: :thumbsup::thumbsup:

    Those things haul A$$ and can haul their own weight...Turbo spools up nicely and surprises everyone because it does so with whisper quietness :D

    BUT down here in "Gator country" they go for BIG $$$

    That is why we now have a Rav4... I would like to stay retired :hattip:

    Glad you are OK and good luck with the Financial / Insurance adventure coming up next..:cool:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Damn. They have rentals from 2019 still? How many miles are on it?
     
  22. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:49 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Mannnn it was a fun ride home!
    Let’s just say the 3 hour trip estimation was definitely not 3 hours. :anonymous:


    Thank you sir :hattip:
     
  23. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:50 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I was shocked to see 2019 on the door label myself. It was in super good shape though, and had 65k on it. Likely ready to retire in the next couple trips I’d guess.
    I’ve seen a handful of higher mileage rentals in the last year. These companies seem to be hanging onto cars longer for some reason.
     
  24. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:52 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Since it was work related, any chance of them assisting?
     
  25. Nov 16, 2023 at 3:53 PM
    snoope

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    OH , I know... when we made the decision to sell my RX330 to our son , the NX was my Next SUV...

    Then that lil bitch Ian showed up and now...

    Life must go on...Plus, the Rav4 is a Limited so minus the turbo I got my Zoom -Zoom pretty well wrapped up...
     
  26. Nov 16, 2023 at 4:06 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    No chance in hell. My boss said “we give you a car allowance, so this is on you to figure out”. :rolleyes:
     
  27. Nov 16, 2023 at 4:07 PM
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    We have a Rav and I don’t find myself needing any more power than it has. It’s a pretty well rounded car for what it is
     
  28. Nov 16, 2023 at 4:10 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Not sure if you're attached to it enough to go to the trouble, but you have first right of refusal to buy it back from the insurance company if they total it. If the diff between the totaled value and the additional cost to fix it are palatable enough, you could get your truck back even if it's totaled. All of that's presuming the frame is okay.
     
  29. Nov 16, 2023 at 4:11 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Next time fly
     
    Tripleconpanna and GODZILLA like this.
  30. Nov 16, 2023 at 4:13 PM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    I’ll be okay walking away with a check and my aftermarket parts if they total it
     

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