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still seems like a shitload of sugar.

 

I didn't really look at the recipe before I sent it but sugar = goodness so I think it'll be fine.

 

It makes 3 jars... and I can't really tell for sure but it looks like the lady who came up with all of the recipes has a full set of teeth so I'm thinking it's okay...

 

Yes.

 

I'm guessing she's got fucked up toes and knows you'll be put off by her appearance

 

I need this job... what is it you do, again????

 

Take it, bitch!!!!!

Just kidding; please don't show this post to her!!!!!

 

I'm thinking most folks have no idea how much sugar they actually consume; especially through baked goods!!!!

 

I believe he's a stunt double for Ron Jeremy.

 

I thought he was just fertile, is he packin' too????

 

That's a question for the Arizona Crew...

 

Sorry... I thought that was your R. Jeremy reference. However, it is now clear that your reference ran much deeper....

 

I think your wife may be spiking more than just your cookies…

 

Strap them down to the bed

 

If only most people knew how laid back and easy going she is. She's 1 day away from her due date and I can still joke with her and call her fat and she goes with it knowing it's a joke. I lucked out. Especially with my sense of humor, it's good she's easy going!

 

@TaquitoBandito - you had something to do with this, didn't you?

Estimated quarter-million dollars in rare Kit Kats goes missing - https://scrippsnews.com/stories/estimated-quarter-million-dollars-in-rare-kit-kats-goes-missing/

 

The Kit Kat market is going to be like the new bourbon market now

 

Actually sounds more like an import law violation than a nabbing of someone's rare collection.... maybe it was just seized by Customs

 

I only plead guilty to misdemeanors.

 

The phrase 'Rare Kit Kat's' is going to occupy a couple of synapses in my brain for the remainder of my natural life.

 

Federal Judge Stays Entire ATF Pistol Brace Rule (ammoland.com)

 

Oh wow. That happened in my city.

 

That is great news!

 

I entered the U.S. Navy in Amarillo many years ago.

 

Sup crew. Baby #5 made her appearance last night around 10:30. Was technically due today, but my wife's gone over for the past 4 and had to be induced, so this was new. Especially rushing kids to different houses and a dog somewhere else (3 different locations we had to go before the hospital).
But figured I'd introduce lil Valerie to the other degenerates in my life
Mom n baby are both doing great