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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 2, 2023 at 2:44 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Oh yeah. I think those shitty M&Ms fucked me up.
     
  2. Nov 2, 2023 at 2:47 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  3. Nov 2, 2023 at 4:10 PM
    Outbound

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    It's that time of year that I think chocolate might survive a trip. I'm gonna start keeping an eye out for oddball Kit Kats for you.
     
  4. Nov 2, 2023 at 4:58 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Still hunting rats. One just tripped one trap and got flung into another. Fucking hilarious.

    Still cannot get the big fattie. That dude is smart
     
  5. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:01 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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  6. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:02 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    They were just talking about chocolate on my old man am talk channel on the drive home. The question was: why is Canadian chocolate/candy bars so much better than the US stuff
    One caller said it was the dairy cows/milk and generally better ingredients.
    I'm not familiar with Canadian chocolate, but can confirm that the chocolate they use here tastes like wax.
     
  7. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:02 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Roof rats? I hate those damn things.
     
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  8. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I don't get it either - European Chocolates are the bomb too. This is America! Our chocolate shouldn't suck.
     
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  9. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Or rug rats, still hanging around from Halloween
     
  10. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ll say it again. Peanut and PB M&M’s are king, right next to KitKat

    /Thread
     
  11. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Nope, just normal ground rats.
     
  12. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I know them well...

     
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  13. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:08 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I had a hell of a battle with roof rats this last spring through summer. I think my final kill count was 6 or 7. I have pictures of the bastards before I drowned them.
     
  14. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:09 PM
    RichterScale

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    Oh man, I have a story about a rat I battled in my garage for 3 yrs.
    I'll tell it tomorrow. It's bedtime and my eyes are going crossed. Plus I need to watch TNF and fall asleep halfway through the 2nd quarter.
     
  15. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:23 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    So, as we've seen, I have a hard time keeping track of what is okay and what is not. Is it okay to listen to Prince? Or is that bad?
     
  16. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:33 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Depends. Are you gay?
     
  17. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:35 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    * Swipes down Amazon music and pauses Prince that is playing through a Bluetooth speaker* No.
     
  18. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:39 PM
    Outbound

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    Seems legit.
     
  19. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    *Hits resume* (it's rasberry beret)
     
  20. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:41 PM
    Outbound

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    So we're not going to talk about how you wear a tutu and prance around the house pretending your feather duster is a magic wand?
     
  21. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You've seen how dirty my truck is, you think I dust around the house?!
     
  22. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:43 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I pictured it being a tail
     
  23. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:43 PM
    Outbound

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    Well, no. You're too busy waving the feather duster around saying things like "wingdarium leviosa!"
     
  24. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:44 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Okay now you're just pushing it! I haven't even seen any Harry Potter movies after the second one and that was so long ago bro
     
  25. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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    That's only on Tuesday date nights when he's feeling frisky
     
  26. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:45 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    And now we know why you don't have a girlfriend.
     
  27. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:45 PM
    Outbound

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    If you say so...
     
  28. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:46 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    I’m not much of a reader, so after being forced to read the first couple in school, I had no interest in any further books or movies. LOTR is pushing it
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I want to say I saw the first and second Lord of the rings movies? The first one for sure
     
  30. Nov 2, 2023 at 5:48 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Okay my coworker taught me a pickup line recently and I want you to tell me if it'll work. She told me that I have to ask, "Are you okay? You look like you're a little low on vitamin me."
     

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