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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 30, 2023 at 3:21 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I have to carve a stupid pumpkin.
    Halloween is stupid. My wife is stupid.
    I should do it with a sawzall.
     
  2. Oct 30, 2023 at 3:30 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I absolutely despise pumpkin carving. I am thinking we may not have to do that this year as she has not yet bought pumpkins.
     
  3. Oct 30, 2023 at 3:35 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I actually like working with my hands.
    It's the whole idea that I have to do all this work for a bunch of snot nose brats to show up for free hand outs that they don't deserve.
    Little bastards. I should pass out raisins.
    Once I get a shop set up, i might make a big one out of wood and she can put one of those battery lights in it.
    One and done.
     
  4. Oct 30, 2023 at 3:37 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Jigsaw would work much better
     
  5. Oct 30, 2023 at 3:53 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    That doesn’t shock me since you eat French fries with a fork.
     
  6. Oct 30, 2023 at 3:58 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Why get your fingers dirty when you have the option to not?
     
  7. Oct 30, 2023 at 4:04 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    or start your burn piles with it?
     
  8. Oct 30, 2023 at 4:37 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  9. Oct 30, 2023 at 4:38 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  10. Oct 30, 2023 at 4:45 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Monday medicinal

     
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  11. Oct 30, 2023 at 4:46 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Yes I've made fire starter with used oil and diesle fuel
    I remember as a kid the alley behind my grandfathers house was a freakin oil slick but that just what you did back then. I don't think parts stores or even the dump knowingly took used oil
     
  12. Oct 30, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, that works too. I'm trying to break the cycle around our place.
    We'll inherit their property eventually, just trying to take care of the land for the future gens.
     
  13. Oct 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Oh, I hear ya I've taken all my used oil to the transfer station ever since I've lived on the East Coast 20 yrs
    I start my burn pile with burner fuel I get from my tank filter change every year less then a quart
     
  14. Oct 30, 2023 at 5:49 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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  16. Oct 30, 2023 at 5:52 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    My dad used to say that way back in the day the city would tell you to dump your used oil in the alley to keep the dust down.
     
  17. Oct 30, 2023 at 6:03 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Fun fact. Tesla screens don’t have a high enough resolution that I can read my license plate. No matter how close I get. IMG_4231.jpg
     
  18. Oct 30, 2023 at 6:07 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    They actually do. Playback is amazingly clear
     
  19. Oct 30, 2023 at 6:26 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  20. Oct 30, 2023 at 6:49 PM
    T-Rex266

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    lol must have double posted from in/out internet
     
  21. Oct 30, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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    Fun thing to do to pass times, or you have two phones.
    Call a Chinese place on each one, pace on speaker, and have the phones face one another
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I'd be more likely to do this to a slacker joint. The Chinese places around here have hard workers. :thumbsup:
     
  23. Oct 30, 2023 at 7:19 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  24. Oct 30, 2023 at 7:31 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Ahh yeah…explosive diarrhea bombs. Love ‘em
     
  25. Oct 30, 2023 at 7:32 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Yep. Tried to text that post and got a “couldn’t send” error. Guess it went thru anyway.

    I blame Larry’s Android.
     
  26. Oct 30, 2023 at 7:52 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:Not here

    Just a good colon scrape, if you eat them whole.
     
  27. Oct 31, 2023 at 5:03 AM
    T-Rex266

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    It’s going to cold af to be out trick-or-treating. I hope our youngest wants it to be a fast one.
     
  28. Oct 31, 2023 at 5:47 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Supposed to be about 40 degrees here. Will probably have to drag the wife and toddler home.
     
  29. Oct 31, 2023 at 6:36 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Thankfully my daughter just wants to set up the fire pit in the driveway and hand out candy. So not only do I not have to walk around with the kids, I don’t even have to answer the door tonight.
     
  30. Oct 31, 2023 at 8:29 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You win.
     

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