Please someone help. Need to drive today

Let me start from the beginning

I have fixed the woodruff key issue by shaving it down with a special tl and opening the key slot slightly. Ran great. Today it made the weirdest noise when i turned the wheel. It seems like it's coming from the power steering. Upon opening the power steering the fluid looked so odd. Like a light grab and it was boiling. I bought some new food but..... what it happening? I'm a girl so angry advice would really be appreciated. I have to work today. Everything is working against me. Sorry about long thread and ty.

If anyone can help at all. I'm making dinner and doing absolutely nothing else but that and my truck just like the last 3 weeks. I have one belt left. If it shreds again I'm done. Obviously I wouldn't risk it until I was 99% certain that harmonic balacer was seated properly all the way back. I have all the pictures and videos of the improper ways. I'm not catching that woodruff key.

I need help. Bad.

I can't believe my life depends on a woodruff key at this point. I'm never going to look at woodruff keys the same anymore

The tool to rent is 50 bucks at autozone. Which neither of us have. I feel so bad not being able to pay this guy. I can only keep him fed. And I just discovered he took a bus all the way down here knowing I was broke. That's something. I'm drowning in guilt too.

Here's what the original ad stated, but that's done for. It's off!! New one is here waiting to be seated.




I got the bolt off with the starter bump method using my cheater bar etc. Bolt came right off. Couldn't for the life of me get that pulley off. If I don't get back on the road i'm done for. These people have been messing with my truck and I need to secure it (ex issues) police don't seem to care n please help me. I've tried most methods on YouTube but I have no clue about timing belts etc and pulleys. They all seem fine except the harmonic balancer. It's off the inner rubber with play and my belt is 2 notches off the pulley. So I have the fan off for a little space but radiator is stuthisck. I have a light. Can be of much assistance as possible. Tried tapping it. The pulley thing from harbor freight is still on it. The screws don't go in though. I don't have an impact gun. Just doing it by hand. Nothing is working. I don't know what to do. I used up all my Wd40

 

I am sober and thoroughly confused with the typo gallore ADHD story telling here

 

I am no longer sober

 

I dated a trisha, ya'll are trouble. Slow down, take a breath, and ask one question at a time. We have the attention span of tweens.

 

The....wait, what? What's the issue here? Wtf did I just read?

 

Did the autozone guy come down and help? Only to find out there was no ramen?

 

I mean, there's not a lot I wouldn't do for some Ramen and aome ultras...

 

AI creepin in...

 

Pics of the dinner, plz.

@Ttrishtyler1579

 

And for the record: I have the finest angry advice to be found anywhere. But I don't just put out when asked.


You hafta woo me first, Trisha.

 

Hey buddy I've got the best angry advice. If anybody thinks they have better angry advice we're going to fight it out over who's got the most angriest.

 

The line starts behind me.

Final answer.

 

... is it anyway? Or Watt?

 

I'd make meatloaf and mashed potatoes for dinner. If in fact that is the question.

 

This is one of those threads that's hard to stay on topic be we don't know what the topic is. Is it about AutoZone or being out of WD-40?

 

Sounds like a loose flux capacitor to me.

 

I want in on this angry advice fight too, actually.
Anyone that knows me knows I'm a short fuse, asshole who gives angry advice. That is, when I'm not too busy withholding knowledge from my peers for the lulz..

 

lt's either this or a tube of toothpaste and two packs of Pall Malls

 

The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a jigowatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.

 

We're all professionals here. We use PB blaster or home made shit.

 

Ok, let's start with the initial problem: the woodruff...

 

Was anybody able to locate their cracker jack decoder ring?

 

It'll be here this weekend, but i wont be home until monday.

 

there it is. The review doesn't disappoint either.

 

My schmegicky hurts!!!

 

Jesus, I'm 25 years sober and I'm thinking about drinking now.