Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Tell you what, save your pennies and take trip to to find a nice non-westernized Asian lady friend. Treat her good and she'll treat you good. Way less drama than the 403s found locally.

 

LOL

No. It's a not too uncommon way to find a girl who isn't a skank and doesn't hate men. Though you will be labeled a "passport bro" by those man haters.

 

That sounds like you want to buy a Miata. We wouldn't make fun of you if you did. I promise.......

 

Sheeeeeit,....my wife won the damn lottery when she landed me.

 

$1 scratch offs don't count... RON

 

Had one, then he fucked it up with poutine.

 

Waylon put it best; Good hearted Woman...

Just don't tell the wives

Now that is funny, married & divorced before the Canadian Bride could even get their permanent Green Card

 

I thought @LarryDangerfield wanted to migrate to

 

Now if that were TRUE, do we start a collection with The Canadian dollar or make more $$ using the Yuan to help SEND him on his way...

Then again, not sure the EX would even take him back

 

She got me off the Internet for $40.
And her daughter paid for it.
Not even joking.
So I don't wanna hear any bitching.
Not only did I not cost her anything, but I'm worth a solid $200 all day.

 

Or go even more exotic and find yourself an S2000.

 

THIS!

 

Awesome

 

You guys need to remember, Tyler can't drive a stick. Those cars are wasted on him.

 

@LarryDangerfield

 

It is never too late to learn.

 

I'd be half tempted to clip that MF'r and send him flying...

 

I thought he already lived in

 

This idiot is late to his own funeral. He is part of the reason motorcyclists have a bad reputation with those who do not ride. The highest speed I saw was 177 MPH. Wow.

 

Yup. This is the exact kind of jackass that causes problems and makes people throw doors open at bikes, swerve into their lanes, brake check bikes, or tailgate them. He needs his ass kicked and his bike should be melted down in front of him. Absolute supidity.

 

Same thing as can't.

 

Yup. It's purely being selfish to do that in public. That kind of shit belongs on a closed course.

 

This dude was traveling an average of 100 MPH faster than the other traffic on the roadway at the same time. He's simply lucky that any number of vehicles in front of him didn't decide to change lanes just as he was approaching them at 146.6 feet per second. That motorist can drive with perfect due diligence by checking traffic around them before and during the lane change and still not see the motorcycle zooming in. Stupid, careless driving on the motorcyclist's part. That's a perfect death ride. Not for me.