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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 23, 2023 at 4:53 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Just saw a Ford truck commercial and at the end he said "100% assembled in America". Said it all tough like, yeah, in yer face MF!
    Is that the new brag?
     
  2. Sep 23, 2023 at 5:08 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Is that fire representing the heat from your blush? :boink:
     
  3. Sep 23, 2023 at 5:09 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Well, more than GM can say. Or Toyota about the Tacoma, for that matter.
     
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    But Toyota can say that about the Tundra.
     
  5. Sep 23, 2023 at 5:11 PM
    GODZILLA

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    GM, I'll give you, but the fact that a Japanese manufacturer doesn't make the vehicle in the USA is less offensive. But hey, you can buy a dodge. They make some in Canada. :thumbsup:
     
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  6. Sep 23, 2023 at 5:14 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I wouldn't necessarily say I'm offended but from a reliability standpoint, I'd rather have a vehicle built in Canada or the US than in Mexico. Though obviously Japan is the best.
     
  7. Sep 23, 2023 at 5:15 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I'd usually agree, but you gotta admit that Mexicans know how to make Tacos! :D
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  9. Sep 23, 2023 at 5:55 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Stayed up later than I should have, but got solid exhaustion sleep. Did not want to wake up, though. Could totally go back to bed right now.


    Sooooo..... new flavor!

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  10. Sep 23, 2023 at 6:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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    This ain’t the 50’s anymore man
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    The calm after the storm

     
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    Man, I need a vacation.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Don’t we all…I recommend taking one without family. :rolleyes: Hopefully they don’t monitor this forum
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    My wife is going on Vaca with the step daughter for almost 2 weeks in Oct.
    I'm taking time off work during that time just to enjoy the time off from everyone and everything.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Sometimes its needed
     
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    :thumbsup:

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Two weeks alone? Damn, I could get myself in a lot of trouble in that situation. Probably burn the house down and end up in the hospital too.
     
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    Don't have a family worry about, so that's easy. :thumbsup:
     
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    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Put some gravy and cheese on those fries for Aaron. :devil:
     
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    What's the fork for? :boink:
     
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    :puke:
    Are u new here lol
     
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    How's your tooth? :help:
     
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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Did you say never ending?

    https://youtu.be/TyBs4Ru72jA?si=vqwSMKI3NQC9caeg
     
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    He's dainty and can't touch messy food.


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    He cringed just looking at that pic.
     
  27. Sep 23, 2023 at 7:25 PM
    T-Rex266

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    MUCH better! A little sore, but that’s better than pain. Dental insurance is finally maxed out for the year. I’m sure we can go 2.5 months without needing more dental care.
    From a cleaning, X-rays, crown, root canal, and more X-rays we were out of pocket a whopping $200 total as insurance didn’t cover the additional X-rays “exam” the root canal place wanted.

    Yes and yes. I cannot stand people licking their fingers or people using fingers to eat messy foods. Fries are greasy, and messy with ketchup so I use a fork lol. I also do not (extremely rare. Can’t recall the last time) eat ribs for that exact reason. Chicken wings? Just make it boneless so I can use a fork lol.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Ketchup on @T-Rex266 delicate fingers..:eek::thumbsup:

     
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    Just need to train the wife to suck the BBQ sauce off your fingers for you. :devil:
     
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    Ewww
     

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