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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 23, 2023 at 10:24 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Wine tastes like spoiled grape juice. Like it went bad and should be thrown out.
    Being hoity toity about wine makes about as much sense to me as being an uppity cat shit taster
     
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  2. Sep 23, 2023 at 10:30 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My favourite kind of wine is beer.
     
  3. Sep 23, 2023 at 10:43 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I enjoy Johnsonville beer brats.
    I thought they stopped making them a long time ago. The main grocery stores don't have them. Just found out Walmart has them. So, that's good news.
     
  4. Sep 23, 2023 at 11:09 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    All pretty much normal then. I did see the British guy got thrown into a lava pit.
     
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  5. Sep 23, 2023 at 11:26 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wine is insane. And expensive. And delicious. And never ending.

    Our cellar got up to about 425 bottles at one point. It’s closer to 50 now and I’m just buying randos at Costco now.
     
  6. Sep 23, 2023 at 11:40 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    When I did drink, I enjoyed the dessert wines. Could drink glass after glass of those!
     
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  7. Sep 23, 2023 at 12:12 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Have you discovered precision rifle shooting yet?
     
  8. Sep 23, 2023 at 12:14 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I like the taste of wine but it gives me heartburn for some reason. Beer makes me feel bloated and sleepy. I stick with whiskey, hard cider and hard iced teas.
     
  9. Sep 23, 2023 at 1:01 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Finally getting to see CO Buffaloes play and see what all the hype is about.
    First 2 possessions and they look like shit.
     
  10. Sep 23, 2023 at 1:07 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    :boink:
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    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  11. Sep 23, 2023 at 1:11 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Is this friend hot, and if so, any pics?
     
  12. Sep 23, 2023 at 1:11 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I remember zima.
    I remember that it sucks.
     
  13. Sep 23, 2023 at 1:11 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    All Ducks so far
     
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  14. Sep 23, 2023 at 1:14 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Hot or not, I'll be the judge.
    Send pics right away...:thumbsup:
     
  15. Sep 23, 2023 at 1:15 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    The ladies drank it with a little Grenadine from what I remember from the 1990s clubs.
    It was nothing but Corona and an occasional Tequila shot for me..
     
  16. Sep 23, 2023 at 1:20 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    @Tripleconpanna claims she has at least one nice "bewb".
     
  17. Sep 23, 2023 at 2:04 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Wow, this game isn't even worth watching
     
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  18. Sep 23, 2023 at 2:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Throw a skittle in it and u get that flavor

    ya not sure wtf is going on with this game. I’m hopeful they come back strong 2nd quarter. Last weeks game was one of the best I’ve seen!
     
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  19. Sep 23, 2023 at 2:54 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    This game is embarrassing
     
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  20. Sep 23, 2023 at 3:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hang on a minute... :facepalm: you're taking about my reference to LDs LadyFriend, but he was referring to @RainMan_PNW 's wine partner.
     
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  21. Sep 23, 2023 at 3:36 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ... and I didn't say it was nice, just there!!! I passed no judgement :D
     
  22. Sep 23, 2023 at 3:48 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Either, or, post pics of both...

     
  23. Sep 23, 2023 at 3:50 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    A bewb in hand is worth 2 in the bush.
    Or is it 2 hands in the bush is worth a bewb,
    or was it 2 bushy bewbs.....
    I dunno how it goes.
     
  24. Sep 23, 2023 at 3:51 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Oh :rofl:
    Well shame on @Azblue for not picking up on that earlier!
     
  25. Sep 23, 2023 at 4:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You've got to scroll back up ^^^ to LDs colorful lunch photos... Really not much to see :(. As skilled as he is w/a camera, I really expect more from him...
     
  26. Sep 23, 2023 at 4:04 PM
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :pout:
     
  27. Sep 23, 2023 at 4:08 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I got you. :fistbump:
    Screenshot_20230923_160739_Chrome.jpg
     
  28. Sep 23, 2023 at 4:09 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Thank you, things happen so fast around here..

    She is the nicest part of that pic.
    God bless...

    [​IMG]


    Thanks @NWPirate
     
  29. Sep 23, 2023 at 4:11 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :thumbsup:
     
  30. Sep 23, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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