Never again

You have to admit the reaction to OP opening comments have been more entertaining than if he/she/her/him/they/them would have said, Hi, I am Joe from Kokamo.

 

I just traded an F150 (that was a thorn in my side for 14 months) for a 24 Tundra and I can say with confidence that this forum is way more entertaining than the Ford forum.

 

Well done Sir.....

 

Well looks like this didn't go as planned for the troll.

 

I think he got pissed and bought a Ford.

 

Yikes

 

Punctuation... It saves lives.

It can mean the difference between:

"Let's eat, Grandma." or "Let's eat Grandma!"

On another note...

 

1 post and he gone?

 

Now that is Funny!

 

Did someone say badger?

 

Agreed!

 

Honey Badger don't give a shit!

 

Not possible.

A man simply isn’t capable of being angry about something while getting head.

 

Interesting, it makes about the same amount of sense written backwards.

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I didn't quite get it at first, but after doing a headstand it makes total sense!

ddɐ ǝɥʇ ǝsn ɹǝʌǝu ʇsǝƃƃns I ʇᴉ ɥʇᴉʍ uosᴉod ɹnoʎ ʞɔᴉd ǝɯ oʇ ʇnq ʎnƃ ɐʇoʎo┴ ɐ ɹoɟ lɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɐɯ ʇᴉ ɹᴉǝɥʇ ƃuᴉɥʇou sǝʞɐɹq ǝɥʇ uo ɯɐls ʇᴉ ʇsoɥƃ ǝǝs ʞɔnɹʇ ʎɯ oɟuᴉ ɹnoʎ ǝʇǝlǝp oʇ ǝɔᴉʌɹǝs ddɐ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɐǝds puɐ llɐɔ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇou sᴉ ʇᴉ pǝʇǝlǝp oɟuᴉ lɐuosɹǝd ɹnoʎ ʇsǝnbǝɹ noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ I⅄Ⅎ puɐ ɹɐd ʍolǝq s,ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔᴉʌɹǝs ɐ ɹoɟ ʎɐd oʇ noʎ sʇɔǝdxǝ ɐʇoʎo┴ sǝɯᴉʇǝɯos sʞɹoʍ ddɐ ʇɹɐʇs ǝʇoɯǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝsɐɔ ɹǝɟsuɐɹʇ pu∀ ˙ɟɟᴉp ɟᴉ ǝƃuɐɥɔ pᴉnlɟ sǝlᴉɯ 000'0Ɛ ʎɹǝʌǝ ǝɹɐʍǝq ʇol ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp noʎ ɟᴉ uᴉɐʇuᴉɐɯ oʇ ɥɔnɯ o┴

 

The infinite monkey theorem states that a crack monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, including the complete works of William Shakespeare. In fact, the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times. The theorem can be generalized to state that any sequence of events which has a non-zero probability of happening will almost certainly eventually occur, given unlimited time.

 

Y'all are a riot, gang!

 

I have no idea what the hell is going on. Punctuation is your friend.

 

Hey, all you critical people! Punctuation is expensive! You think it grows on trees?

 

If you play it backwards…sounds like Sabbath or Kiss. Maybe BOC?

 

https://youtu.be/A6atDT3cmrs?si=5ueTy8qjfUsJfcw9

 

Mam I forgot all about that song.

 

If it makes you feel any better the OP pretty clearly doesn’t know what’s going on either, and he’s the one living it!

 

Let us learn you english.

 

Gang, please tell me it wasn't at f-150 forum..

 

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

Fact