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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 18, 2023 at 1:10 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    He’s not married…
     
  2. Sep 18, 2023 at 1:13 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    You probably have the beetus from all them cookies.
     
  3. Sep 18, 2023 at 1:14 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    If I went to bed I’d have an emotional woman next to me wanting to cuddle and talk and all kinds of BS that I didn’t have the energy for. If I shunned her, that would take her to 11 and then shit would have gone…
    :nuclear:
     
  4. Sep 18, 2023 at 1:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    How many bees can you spot? (I wish the forums didn't compress pictures)

    20230918_151611~2.jpg
     
  5. Sep 18, 2023 at 1:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hopefully the GT war dies down tonight.
    Have you talked to your boy today?
     
  6. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:23 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    'bout a hundred
     
  7. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:28 PM
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  8. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:31 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ended up being the same tooth. Went ahead and did a temp crown (now I cannot feel half of my mouth, lol). Perm crown comes in a couple of weeks.
     
  9. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:33 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I love stroke face after the dentist.
    Try eating soup.
     
  10. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:37 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    And that's why you send her to the couch. :stirthepot:

    24 and 1 wasp/hornet.
     
  11. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:38 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I'm not.
    Still sleep on the couch a lot, though. :p
     
  12. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:45 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    My attention span barely got me through your whole post, let alone count bees. Not a chance! :laugh:
     
  13. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:57 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    You’ve obviously never been married
     
  14. Sep 18, 2023 at 2:59 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    A lot
    We have that growing in our yard but I can’t remember the name. Bees love it (obviously)
     
  15. Sep 18, 2023 at 3:03 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Age :hattip:
     
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  16. Sep 18, 2023 at 3:04 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    #crumblstrikes :D
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Still in my 30's :p
     
  18. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:07 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Nope. It’s tense in the house today. He’s off to college tomorrow so if I do anything even perceived as wrong the wife is going to lose it.
     
  19. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm going to be real with you, I thought that was just a smart-ass answer like the other guys lol but then I realized there actually is one hornet so now I feel like you actually counted everything and I just want to say..... I appreciate your effort :D
     
  20. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:17 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Yeah...but the make-up sex would sung about in taverns for years.
     
  21. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:18 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Get a gold one. All the cool kids are doing it.
     
  22. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:18 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, probably not the best time to sort things out.
     
  23. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I'm going to be real with you guys, as someone who is wifeless and has never even been close to having a wife, I don't really know what to think after spending time on the forums and working in factories LOL. Some people are swingers, some people say the whole reason that their relationship is so good is because you never see your spouse, some people just complain non-stop everyday all day about how terrible their spouse is, some people are saying all the things that their spouse will not let them do. I don't know man.... :rofl:
     
  24. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:23 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Mail order bride?
     
  25. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:25 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I heard they just divorce you once they've been here long enough to become a permanent citizen
     
  26. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:26 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I legit LOL’d at your comment. Fucking brilliant; filing that away!
     
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    GODZILLA

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    I appreciate your appreciation. :fistbump:
     
  28. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:26 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    And?
     
  29. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:30 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Nope. But also there’s nothing to sort out. The wife hasn’t been backing me on this ongoing issue all summer and I’m over it. I’m straight-up “I pay the bills, this is my house and therefore my rules” mode with absolutely zero fucks to give about anyone else’s feelings.
     
  30. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:31 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    @LarryDangerfield you can alway get a new one. Besides, until they get the green card they basically owe their US existence to you.

    :evil:

    I don't know your preference, but maybe choose your favorite food and go from there.

    :hungry:
     

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