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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 16, 2023 at 8:46 PM
    TheBrit

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    You lot should try Hellman's mayo with your fries, it'll change your life (and your A1C).
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep! Mixed with ketchup is awesome
     
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    Just do it, your taste buds will thank you,... no pressure. :) This is my favorite brand so far.

    IMG_2237.jpg
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I have a decent metabolism. I do cardio 5-6x a week and train pretty hard
     
  6. Sep 16, 2023 at 9:25 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No bacon?
     
  7. Sep 16, 2023 at 9:33 PM
    T-Rex266

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    He brings home the bacon :rimshot:
     
  8. Sep 16, 2023 at 9:39 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nope, but I should of!
    :thumbsup:
     
  9. Sep 16, 2023 at 9:44 PM
    TILLY

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    Needed some Rid Ex for my septic tank at HD. They were all out, but this Weber chimney called me out, and I brought him home. :thumbsup:

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  10. Sep 17, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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    280 posts…hope I didn’t miss anything good.

    Just got back from 8 days in China. First time I’ve been there in nearly six years. Woke up at 4am so I think my transition back to Pacific time will be easier than normal.
     
  11. Sep 17, 2023 at 4:35 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I don't think I've ever watched an entire college football game let alone watched it all day on a Saturday. Well, I was watching it all day yesterday, bouncing between games.
    I don't follow college ball, but I've been interested in seeing this CO team that's been hyped up, with Sanders as the coach?
    Is that who played? And why would they have it on at frikkin midnight when I'm well asleep?
     
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  12. Sep 17, 2023 at 5:19 AM
    NWPirate

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    Welcome!
    Hope the trip went smooth, try any crazy foods?
     
  13. Sep 17, 2023 at 5:45 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Trip went great overall. It was hot and humid AF so made touring a PITA and I was funky when I got home.

    No crazy foods, but did try Peking Duck for the first time. We were kind of in a food dessert for the most part and didn’t have a lot of time to venture out. Visited two cities, so if there wasn’t a customer meeting then we were traveling. Did get some spicy food in and watched others that claimed to like spicy buckle under the heat.

    Got my first high speed train ride. Was a mag-lev system that cruised at 215mph.

    Will post some pics once I get them off my work phone. Have some great Google Translate screenshots.
     
  14. Sep 17, 2023 at 5:49 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh: Looking forward to it!
     
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    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Where in China? They have had some serious flooding issues this year.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Did you bring a certain thing back with you :stirthepot:
    The game ended after midnight (local time). That was probably one of the best football games I have ever seen. Great comeback and that last play pickoff in the 2nd quarter of OT sealed the deal
     
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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Last time I watched a CU game, Bieniemy was a player.
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Sucks. I watched all day, that was the only game I actually wanted to watch and it was the only game I didn't get to see. And it was a great game.
    I just watched the highlights on YouTube.
     
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    Shanghai and Beijing. No flooding…
     
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    lol. I’m racking my brain and cannot even remotely guess as to what you are talking about.
     
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    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Did you visit any meat markets? I recommend avoiding the bat and pangolin.
     
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    Step up your game. I just ran my tally and I am on #11. That doesn't include the two I bought with my wife for my wife. I put those in her 5.
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I think I'm at 15.
    Over 31 yrs.
     
  25. Sep 17, 2023 at 10:12 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I didn't include the wife's cars.
    She buys her own on her own.:boink:

    She stop letting me come with her when she saw the way I talk to bullshit salesmen and finance guys....:D
     
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    Made a quick stop with their 25% off deal ending today

     
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    Oh yes, we're gonna list them?

    1969 Ford Fairlane coupe - was my grandpa's car, he killed himself and I got his car
    1980 Honda Accord hatchback - stick shift, my first new car, drove the sh!te out of that car
    1981 Chevy Scottsdale step-side pick up
    1982 Camaro
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    1990 Nissan Pathfinder 4WD stick
    1992 Chevy step-side extended cab lowered pickup
    1997 Toyota 4-Runner 4WD
    2005 Tundra
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    Minimal issues with the vehicles?
    Honda
    Nissan
    Toyota
    Imagine that UAW workers..:eek::D
     
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    I'm at 13, but I didn't own a car for many years. Lost count of the number of motorcycles I've owned though, ten years ago I had 21 in my garage but most of them ended up funding my twice yearly 3 month trips to the US in my pre-visa days.
     
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