Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I have an old wired sawzall that is a great and absolutely necessary tool! Quick before HD runs out.

 

I have the M12 sawzall but need the M18 version too.

 

That's what a pocket knife is for.

 

If my Leatherman is acceptably sharp, it'll cut through relatively thick cardboard like,.....well,......like a knife through cardboard.

 

Explosives also work

 

So, if she needs any more persuasion I've been told that there's...marital aid....attachments for Sawzalls. So I'm told anyways.

 

A katana works well

 

Is that one of those expensive designer knives that look really cool, but aren't actually all that useful for much?
Or was it just so dull that it couldn't cut cardboard?

 

There’s a hack with Home Depot. Put both in your cart and you’ll see the price of each item is actually reduced for some of those Tools with the free battery.
Buy them for delivery to the store, and then just return the impact wrench. You’ll end up with the battery for way less.

I got a bunch of their tools for way cheap that way (by returning the batteries).

 

Also great for cutting up an old trash can to dispose of.
I kept putting out an old beatup empty 50-gallon trash bin and they never would take it.
So I cut it up into pieces, then they took it.

 

Flame throwers

 

Get one of the little Hackzall things too- it’s like a mine Sawzall

 

Oh, the memories of back in the day..

Not mine but what we all rode around on in the 70s..

 

I like that screwdriver.

 

Texted the wife and asked her what she wants for dinner tonight, I do 99% of the cooking.
She said she knows what she wants and she is making dinner tonight..
God help me...

 

I had a minibike when I was a kid. I drove it all over town back then with no problems. No lights and the brakes were a metal pad that rubbed the rear tire. Fun times for sure.