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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 25, 2023 at 12:24 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I usually get a sinus infection on the seasonal weather swings..
    I will say the older I get, I can't take the heat like I used to..

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    Blue Thunder

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    This time of year they do. We are going to hit the high 80’s / low 90’s this weekend and there are leafs already dropping into my driveway.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    We've been in the mid 90's / early 100's the last few weeks. High of 72 today but its been cloudy/rainy

    I then made the smart decision to trim and mow the grass. Gotta love it.
     
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    T-Rex266

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  5. Aug 25, 2023 at 2:05 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Aw man, I started reading and thought a joke was on the way.
     
  6. Aug 25, 2023 at 2:08 PM
    GODZILLA

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    GODZILLA

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sounds awesome!
    Beer in my hand, just got the trailer to our friends place for the weekend.
    :cheers:
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    :jellydance:
     
  10. Aug 25, 2023 at 2:50 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    GODZILLA

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    It works surprisingly well.
     
  12. Aug 25, 2023 at 3:01 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I think I like it better than the original.
     
  13. Aug 25, 2023 at 4:16 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Not going to lie...I listened it to pick up a few of the lyrics I didn't get from the original.
     
  14. Aug 25, 2023 at 4:17 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Anyone gotten their insurance rate lately? Mine just went up about 15%. 10% for the Tundra and 20% for the Corolla and now the Corolla is just as expensive to insure as the truck. WT Actual F?!
     
  15. Aug 25, 2023 at 4:24 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    We had this discussion on Mar 19th; approximately 420 pages back...

    Tundras live: Free Hot Takes With Every Visit

    You even replied to it :facepalm:

    PS>>> :canada:
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I'm impressed you remembered that far back. I've forgotten what we've talked about a few days ago already. And per my earlier post, I guess I didn't get out and start price shopping.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    He was given the following options when born:
    A) memory of a goldfish
    B) Big schlong
     
  18. Aug 25, 2023 at 4:45 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I don't have a life, and the production of new rap music has significantly diminished; therefore, quite a bit of space has been freed up in my brain!
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    See what makes that unfunny is that I've already said I'm hung like an elevator button; next joke :D
     
  20. Aug 25, 2023 at 4:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    But yes I think Allstate, which is who I had back then, was a few months ahead of the 'what's to come in terms of pricing'...

    Now the rest are just following suit.
     
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    French Avocado

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    For a photo trip, I flew in a small three passenger helicopter in Kauai with no doors. At first as it rises from the ground you wonder what you in the world you were thinking. Then you get used to high winds and the safety of the seat belt!
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I have Allstate now and historically they've been much cheaper than others. Guess I need to do some shopping. Who did you switch to? And no, I don't remember and I'm not taking my ass back 400 pages to look
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ... or I could be like G-Eazy and comment that since you are approaching/have reached a milestone age, it's possible that your rates went up cuz you're now a greater risk to not only society at large but also to your own well-being and the well-being of the property you own :D

    ... or I could be like LD and just tell you to suck it up buttercup; pay the new rate and go take some pretty photos :rofl:

    ... or I could be like @T-Rex266 and just tell you to buy a T3SLa because Elon is now selling insurance and offering a discounted rate if you upgrade to the super sized household charger and agree to build a shrine to him in your garage :laughing:

    ... or I could be like @RichterScale and just tell you to ''ck off' cuz my day sucked and I'm sure it's worse than yours :laugh:

    ... or I could be like @Azblue and just tell you to calm TF down and drink some more beer :cheers:

    ... or I could be like @Outbound and tell you that you need to get laid by a hot canadian chick :canada:

    :nuclear:
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Does this mean I won't get a Christmas card from you this year?
     
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    T-Rex266

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    We have Allstate and we cannot find anyone cheaper. I can switch to Tesla, but I drive….spiritually is a way to put it. So my rates would keep increasing :D
     
  26. Aug 25, 2023 at 5:00 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Damn it :frusty: I gave you a link to the discussion; just click the link and scroll down through about 10 posts :smash:

    I ended going w/State Farm (about $700 cheaper than Allstate for same coverage (6 months); but just FYI I know there have been folks that say that State Farm is notorious for contracting w/bodyshops that use a lot of cheaper parts and do a lot of refinishing instead of replacing :notsure:
     
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    That sounds like it was epic! I love helicopters.
     
  28. Aug 25, 2023 at 5:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Nah were good :fistbump:

    I just snapped a little; my bad :D

    Although you probably don't want me as your SS this year :santa2:
     
  29. Aug 25, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    GODZILLA

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    He's just doing hot takes on each of us. Is it bad that I'm not even remotely bothered by his impression of me because it was actually somewhat logical? :monocle:
     
  30. Aug 25, 2023 at 5:04 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I was spinning up to pick a fight in the first half, then finished reading and I'm like "yeah, he's not wrong..."
     

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