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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 16, 2023 at 12:40 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I know your summers are way hotter than their winters, I've scraped frost off my windshield in Phoenix for crying out loud. :annoyed:
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    JFC, 9?!! You should let her know that there are many ways to not get knocked up every time she has sex.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    yeah a bit of a misnomer; the desert, especially at any elevation can be cold in the winter....
     
  5. Aug 16, 2023 at 1:33 PM
    GODZILLA

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    She wanted 12, but started a little late.

    Her and 5 of the kids are up visiting right now.
     
  6. Aug 16, 2023 at 1:36 PM
    Azblue

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    Really, 12? Was she dropped on her head often as a child? Has she been evaluated by a mental health professional?
     
  7. Aug 16, 2023 at 1:48 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I saw a GMC crew cab 6.5 bed at work today. A contractor was there to look at some work being done. I wanted to snap a pic but my hands were full and when I came back it was gone. Really nice looking truck.
    If it was a Toyota underneath with the 5.7 and maybe a 10 SPD, with this exterior (the inside is probably nice too), I might consider $65k for a new truck.
    It looked much nicer in person. I think it was the Denali trim.
    ext_G1W_deg02.jpg
     
  8. Aug 16, 2023 at 1:50 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Whoa. Is she / was she, trying out for a TLC series?
     
  9. Aug 16, 2023 at 1:50 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Not a big fan of the mirrors attached to the door below the glass though. Looks even worse with the tow mirrors.
    I still think the Tundra tow mirrors look the best.
     
  10. Aug 16, 2023 at 2:20 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Supposedly it really cuts down on blind spots.
     
  11. Aug 16, 2023 at 2:23 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I figured as much and it probably does.
    Just looks a little off aesthetically.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yeah, the tow mirrors look horrible.
     
  13. Aug 16, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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    Nope. She had always wanted lots of kids.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I always thought “lots of kids” meant 3-4. Guess if you want to field your own baseball team….
     
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    I always viewed 6 or more as "a lot" but it's all subjective.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    My wife wanted 3-4, I wanted 2. After the second, she was good at 2 :D
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Maybe she's related to @Fotnot
     
  18. Aug 16, 2023 at 4:00 PM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Swimmers gonna swim
    :anonymous:
     
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    I still think it's insane, but I guess to each their own. As long as she isn't one of the people that I delt with working for DES that pump out the kids while getting taxpayer funded food stamps and Medicaid.
    I also question if it borders on child abuse, no way you can provide proper time, love, teaching, and attention to that many kids to produce well rounded, solid future members of our society.
    @GODZILLA not trying to bash on you or your family, but it's always been a pet peeve of mine.


    Edit: This comment in no way reflects my opinion of @Fotnot as we all know he is a solid dude that provides for his family and has the support of his wife to provide a loving caring environment for his children. Besides, he's only working on #5, not freaking 12!
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    We agreed on 2. After the second I went and got snip snip
     
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    I got in a nap. I think it was around 20-30 mins max. Damn dogs rough housing woke me up
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Same, got the 15 minute snip and out the door!
     
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I need to make an appointment
     
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    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    I'm worried my swimmers are strong enough to rebuild a bridge and/or its own eco system to keep me fertile
     
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    Ford really got that right when they did the cutout at the front half of the door where the front of the window sill sits a few inch below the rear 2/3s of it. Visibility is really nice in them...
     
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    Update on my stepmother regarding breast cancer

    ”said he told you I was diagnosed with Invasive ductal carcinoma breast cancer. This is the most common type of breast cancer, 85% of women and 90 % of men are diagnosed with, therefore the most researched and best treated. My overall grade is a 2. I’m told the grade scale is 0-9 so this is good news so far. I have to see the specialist to get everything started and I will receive my negative score which will determine treatment. The specialist prioritizes by severity and because my score is low I don’t have an appointment yet. I was holding off telling anyone until I have all the facts but the “town crier” could not keep it quiet. This is not a death sentence, very common and treatable. It’s not FB material but it’s not a secret and can be talked about”
     
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    I could have impregnated a damn whale
     
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    Wife took the pill and then had an earlier menopause, so I've been raw dogging it for 2+ decades.
     
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