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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 15, 2023 at 5:43 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    There were many, and some larger. Plus 3 of my grandkids were here and they're all beyond the toddler stage.
     
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    Is that code for fig newtons
     
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    Comes with age for him. We just listen to make him feel better
     
  4. Aug 15, 2023 at 6:44 PM
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  5. Aug 15, 2023 at 7:05 PM
    T-Rex266

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  6. Aug 15, 2023 at 7:41 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    At least it would have some flavor that way....
     
  7. Aug 15, 2023 at 7:43 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No clue; that should have said sweat it out w/no AC or something like that
     
  8. Aug 15, 2023 at 7:45 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :bowdown:
     
  9. Aug 15, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Some really good blues out of Chicago.
     
  10. Aug 15, 2023 at 8:41 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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  11. Aug 15, 2023 at 8:48 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    There is 2 kinds of people in the world: those who have had covid and those that are gonna.
     
  12. Aug 15, 2023 at 9:02 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Here’s a f**ked up story for y’all;
    Just had a visit from the guy who married my stepsister. 72 years old. Drove up by himself from Tucson. He’s always been a mental, but now I know why. 3rd day here I had to call an ambulance to get him to the hospital. I picked up his daughter, who flew up from Tucson drive him home. I knew that he was a Vietnam veteran but she has been working with him since my stepsister died about a year ago to get him his va benefits which he never had. Way back when he tried, they said files were gone, tough. Well, she got a lawyer and found the files. She told me about the contents on the way home from the airport.
    Drafted at 17. Sexually assaulted by his commander in boot. Nam. Reported mia and found after 3 days, carrying a dead soldier. Psych ward for a year. Testing done with opioids. Testing done with LSD. Beaten by soldiers periodically until his discharge. No wonder he’s messed up
     
  13. Aug 15, 2023 at 9:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wow, that's pretty harsh. Hope he gets the treatment he deserves (and earned).
     
  15. Aug 15, 2023 at 9:08 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's always been pretty amazed (more like sad, disgusted, please let me run the wood chipper) at the thought of this kind of shit. I can't for the life of me figure out why we spend so much time and energy eating our own. How can anyone expect a person to ever function like a person again when the people he was entrusted to pulled that shit; let alone spending any time fighting in the those trenches...
     
  16. Aug 15, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Here’s a good night message to lighten up the mood…IMG_0392.jpg
     
  17. Aug 15, 2023 at 9:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Good night, Ray...
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Someone from reddit tell you that?

    Muddy Waters, Buddy Guy, Sam Cooke, Warren Zevon, Cheap Trick, Earth Wind & Fire, Disturbed Rise Against, and, you know, Chicago are all from Chicago.
     
  20. Aug 16, 2023 at 6:19 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    This guy on the radio did a countdown of the "6 best" bands from Chicago and I don't like Chicago, Cheap Trick, Styx, Survivor or Earth Wind and Fire.

    I'm not super into blues but those first 3 are decent. Probably outside that radio station's format, though.
     
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    Damn
    That’s terrible
     
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    It’s kinda surreal. Sounds like a horror movie plot
     
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    FML. I'm going to have to go to Arizona eventually. Both my sisters that lived in Texas have moved. One to Utah, and one to Arizona.
     
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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Utah in the summer, Arizona in the winter. Not rocket science.
     
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    Utah is too hot in the summer. Arizona is too hot year round.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Make them come visit you.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    No more hot takes for you.
     
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    They do at times. One sister has 9 kids. The other still has a kid at home and a husband with muscular dystrophy. Easier for the bachelor to travel to see them.

    I lived there in the winter. Too. Effing. Hot.
     
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    9 kids?!
     
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