Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

https://youtu.be/9sjuBF0-sRE

 

Holy shit!
Did you guys know that no matter where you are, you can order dominos and the delivery person falls out of the sky, right where you are?!

 

Install comes w/new wipers... f$ck yeah, I'm in!!!!!

Although I would say they are probably loading their little SUV w/lumber because it has a higher payload than their Tundra

 

PS>>> which meds are we talking about??? Allergy meds, boner pills, psych meds, BP stuff, etc... Just so we know what we're going to be dealing with

 

Drop them a pin they’ll drop you a pie

 

That would be a good sales jingle for an escort service too

 

Yes.
Actually, my prick is the only thing that does work anymore. Which is surprising. But I can hang a wet towel on that thing. Everything else is busted though, so I hardly ever get to use it.
I'm out of pain meds for my neck/back.
I'm about to change the oil on my wife's bronco which I hate. I should have some colorful commentary when I'm done.

 

Also, it seems to me the porn stache might be coming back?
I just wanna say,......no. stop it.

 

But it worked for Tom Selleck

 

Then there's people like me who could manage and lead people and be effective at it but don't want to. I've turned down multiple requests for management.

I just don’t want to be the bearer of bad news at review time. Then again...maybe my peers suck and I am just to busy walking on water.

 

There was only one Tom Selleck and that's over now. The 80s are gone. Let it lay.
Moving forward, if you are not Tom Selleck and you have an 80s stache, you look like an asshole. Stop it.

 

All things come back into style a d I guess people have forgotten about Ron Jeremy.

 

That could be a T-shirt, or pin.
"Don't forget Ron Jeremy".
You could have a little side hustle.

 

Apparently you don’t know any fire fighters

 

Or New York Yankees.

 

I’m a volunteer fire fighter supporter, I fully support what they are doing, so I show my support with a sweet stache

 

Stop it

 

It's weird that we are a chromosome removed from apes (some of us less) and our hair patterns are opposite.

 

I don't even wanna talk to you right now

 

Hey, you're from here.
My wife's friend went to Wisconsin and brought her back some cheese.
Seems a little spendy. Shit better be good.