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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Aug 3, 2023 at 5:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I live an hour from Sam's club one way and this picture was taken roughly 24 minutes away from home according to Google maps.
     
  2. Aug 3, 2023 at 5:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    This! Lol
     
  3. Aug 3, 2023 at 5:43 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Set up delivery for it next time :drevil:
     
  4. Aug 3, 2023 at 5:44 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Never!
     
  5. Aug 3, 2023 at 5:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    She's got a rather large forehead :notsure:
     
  6. Aug 3, 2023 at 5:53 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I would not kick her out of bed
     
  7. Aug 3, 2023 at 5:59 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    As someone who also owns a fivehead, I take offense to your statement.
     
  8. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:03 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure no one posted a pic of your head and bewbs on this thread to elicit a sexual response... So get over it :D
     
  9. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:08 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Well maybe not today…
     
  10. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:18 PM
    T-Rex266

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  11. Aug 3, 2023 at 6:19 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Happy to report operation was a success! The Microwave light is ALIVE!

    20230803_195249.jpg
     
  12. Aug 3, 2023 at 7:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  13. Aug 3, 2023 at 9:26 PM
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  14. Aug 4, 2023 at 5:13 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    You could move to abject suburbia. Just look at the beautiful park that's right down the street from me...

    upload_2023-8-4_7-12-41.png
     
  15. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:02 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Eww....that's rough. Those houses are packed in tight.
     
  16. Aug 4, 2023 at 8:08 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Oof!
    I guess lot sizes aren't bigger in Texas.
    :rimshot:
     
  17. Aug 4, 2023 at 9:17 AM
    SwitchThrottle

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  18. Aug 4, 2023 at 11:11 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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  19. Aug 4, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    Oil change done on the Taco. Little messy because of a sloped driveway, but it'll be cleaner next time!

    MFers at the dealership overdid the filter housing, though. Was a b:censored:ch to get off.

    20230804_154810.jpg



    20230804_154800.jpg
     
  20. Aug 4, 2023 at 2:58 PM
    GODZILLA

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    And I'm stealing that meme. Lol
     
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  21. Aug 4, 2023 at 2:59 PM
    TRDFerguson

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  22. Aug 4, 2023 at 5:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Learned a new name for breasts today. Calcium cannons. Lol.
     
  23. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Is the strip club still on your mind?
     
  24. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    :rofl:
     
  25. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    The thread dedicated in your honor on Tacomaworld is an interesting thread
     
  26. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:17 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  27. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Getting stoned I see
     
  28. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:31 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Boost Auto mirrors, RSB, Leer Legend canopy, Line-X bed liner
    Got a link?
     
  29. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:38 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yuuuuup. The only kind of stoned I get these days
     
  30. Aug 4, 2023 at 6:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It has been nuked already lol
     

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