Why are people so lazy.

We don’t get too many days above 100 up here. But we do see 90s and humid as a swamp ass. So she does have days where she’s quite hot

 

They know their target audience.

 

Same. Kinda. Mine is 200' away from the door. Mail lady quit bringing it to me when 3 times in a row she coincidentally got pregnant

Per the usual, I gotta do all the work
Freaking lazy

 

I signed up for the KMS Club at KMS Tools.

https://www.kmstools.com/kms-club-info

 

Say it with me...

Con....doms.

 

First thing I read is where am I suppose to park? I parked there because there was no where else to park. Sounds like you didn’t want to park up the street in the right direction and away from mail boxes because you’d have to walk further. Sounds lazy to me.

 

I always knew we were better than our neighbors to the North. Peasants.

 

She said the same, but must have been with an accent cuz I thought she told me to come inside.

 

Also having to look both ways before you cross the street is quite the pain in the ass.

 

Well, he did say he's "Got a lot of packages"

 

Thanks for not referring to it as "weed eating!"

 

Weed whacking

 

I do that work every day. I still take the time to look around and make sure I’m not impeding someone else ability to do their job. I find it always easier to work with others rather than against them.

 

Whipper snipping

 

Nice. I’ll see if Mrs. Machine will let me have one. She’d probably have to fill it out for me though.

 

But I call my Honda string trimmer "The Goat".

 

Approved

 

About time. The design was submitted over a year ago.

 

Friggin gov workers

 

I got a note from the neighbor about blocking his mailbox. And some complaints from the HOA as we aren’t allowed to park on the street overnight. So now I have all my vehicles on the lawn (covered in wood chips.) This is not hyperbole, it’s my current parking setup. Hope to convert that grass and chips to gravel at some point. Maybe redo the driveway too but our city is a little loco on permits. Hence a lot just do asphalt since non concrete doesn’t need a permit? Which looks terrible.

our nanny / sitter blocked the mailbox yesterday parking while facing the wrong way. The guy working on our master bath uses the driveway and my wife gets the garage spot. So mailbox was empty. Doesn’t bug me, nothing important or time critical comes in that way. Still got two USPS packages delivered. And I ran to the station to do my drop offs. Our mailbox is mostly for curb appeal.

 

What is this magic you speak of? Also, how big is the stick? Is it like a little stick or a big stick? Can you still close the mailbox door with the stick in the mailbox?

 

HOAs have to be the dumbest thing in existence.