Outbound's 10,000th Post Fever Dream and Bullshittery Extravaganza

You'll never go back to Kingsford. That stamped out stuff is made with actual coal, a random mix of wood, and glue. Lump charcoal is just hardwood. I don't know how much the BGE brand costs, but you can get quality lump products at Walmart, Sam's, Costco, or Lowe's; so shop around.

Get a

$28 Weber Rapidfire Chimney Starter, Standard, Silver

chimney starter, and don't use lighter fluid. Once you get it lit, it won't take quite as long for them to be ready to cook on, and it'll be a bit hotter than with Kingsford. Before you put your steaks or burgers on, toss a few wood chips on to get some smoke on the meat. You're definitely elevating your game.

 

This guy has forgotten more about BBQ than I will ever know.

 

BGE fuel is definitely more expensive than it needs to be... However, w/the home depot and Costco brands as of late, I've been getting bags that are really busted up (the coal inside, not the bag), which kinda sucks if you're cooking low/slow cuz you go thru more fuel.

 

Enough serious, respectful banter! Eating tacos from a buttplug? Where else can you find this level of quality entertainment?

 

That's one of the many wonders of the Taquito... you don't need a special holder to serve it from your butt. It may have been why it was invented.

 

Leave it to canada to figure out how to rust a hole in tx.

 

Perhaps it was just the plastic cover Canada is responsible for?

 

I'll just leave this here.

 

I'm glad the hair on your screen isn't curly.

 

Golden retrievers...

 

plus if it 'runs' into anything, it's just packed into the taquito... So, no one is the wiser

 

What did you win?

 

That final bite is a bit tricky...

 

Dammit now I have to go back to see when Joel stopped using the cap locks.

 

I DIDN'T REALIZE HE DID EITHER.

 

The neighbors were complaining because I was typing too loud.

 

Nothing related to 10K, but I did win the skunk whisperer award today.

 

Uhhhhhh... did you whisper in a skunk's ear today?

 

Go away @Outbound

No one cares if you're visiting the thread

 

No posts in june would have to be harder than NNN.

 

I live in the city, we've been skunk hit twice lately. I caught one last night in a live trap thinking the city would relocate it. They don't do that. But they do open the traps to let them back out, until the officer got here and told me they won't touch skunks. So I went to you tube, then I released the trapped skunk and did not get hit. It appreciated my calming tone, apparently.

 

Did you at least move it to a new location, or just released it back into your own yard??

 

Well, it was so relaxed it didn't just get up and leave. So I didn't wait to watch it. But, it went in the neighbors yard. Without getting two wordy - they have a rotted gate/fence and a wildlife fiesta in their back. I'm gonna fix their gate/fence tomorrow and I'm pretty sure it and the rest of it's family will be happy back there.

The second plan was to relocate it myself, but where I am, that would be a long drive. And like I mentioned, there are more...so here we are.

 

Just curious; not judgin'

 

Oh I know you aren't judgin'. We may not call each other but I know you, well enough, lol. One of my buddies was suggesting a more permanent solution , as was the cop, but I have some ladies I have to answer to here. soooo....