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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 19, 2023 at 8:03 AM
    GODZILLA

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    But not half full of dog piss! :p
     
  2. May 19, 2023 at 8:46 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Our bigger dog was being an asshole yesterday. I was out thatching the dead grass spots to seed. He came over, decided to drag his ass across a random spot (?) then piss on the seed bag lol. I yelled at him to get out, and then he wanted to play :bananadead:
     
  3. May 19, 2023 at 8:49 AM
    GODZILLA

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    And that is why I will only have a female dog. Can't stand them pissing on stuff. I have enough trouble telling the neighbor dog not to piss on my truck wheels and my bike. Don't need another one to police too!
     
  4. May 19, 2023 at 8:50 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    It’s weird. Hell squat to pee in a lot of spots, but raise his leg in others. They say when they raise their leg to pee, it’s to mark territory.
     
  5. May 19, 2023 at 9:00 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Isn't a glass half full of dog piss another way of saying you drank half your beer?
     
  6. May 19, 2023 at 9:05 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I wouldn't know. I've never drank half a beer or any dog piss. I defer to your experience.
     
  7. May 19, 2023 at 9:06 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    One of them I have drank and one of them I assume tastes equally bad but don't actually know
     
  8. May 19, 2023 at 9:14 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Bud light
     
  9. May 19, 2023 at 9:38 AM
    GODZILLA

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    The fact that you are not declaring which you have had, and your visceral reaction to "beer" makes me think you may not have been drinking beer. o_O
     
  10. May 19, 2023 at 9:50 AM
    T-Rex266

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    White Claw is just branded dog urine.
     
  11. May 19, 2023 at 9:51 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Ooooh... So @LarryDangerfield likes dog urine? Gross!
     
  12. May 19, 2023 at 9:53 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  13. May 19, 2023 at 9:55 AM
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    :puke:
     
  14. May 19, 2023 at 9:55 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  15. May 19, 2023 at 9:55 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    T-Rex266

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    He wont get to 10%
     
  17. May 19, 2023 at 10:10 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Facts :D
     
  18. May 19, 2023 at 10:24 AM
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  19. May 19, 2023 at 10:40 AM
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    Growing pains. As much as it sucks to see it in a brand new truck, at least Toyota is a company I have a bit of faith in. I do think they'll get everything worked out eventually.
     
  20. May 19, 2023 at 1:25 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Given Toyota’s face plant on the Tundra I cannot wait to hear about the new Tacoma. Melting the internet might not be hyperbole.
     
  21. May 19, 2023 at 1:26 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Sitting at my home office desk and the wife sends me this. My son is at school so I’m just waiting for a visit IMG_2143.jpg
     
  22. May 19, 2023 at 2:49 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What did you do?? :rofl:
     
  23. May 19, 2023 at 2:52 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Phuk if I know…and I’m not required by Wife-law to have done anything.
     
  24. May 19, 2023 at 2:56 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, true. Dang wife-law :frusty:
     
  25. May 19, 2023 at 3:22 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    what's her ETA? I want to check in to hear about the damage.
     
  26. May 19, 2023 at 4:08 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  27. May 19, 2023 at 4:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :facepalm:
     
  28. May 19, 2023 at 5:09 PM
    FirstGenVol

    FirstGenVol Recovering mangler

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    We made it through another week.

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    IMG_20230519_200614540.jpg
     
  29. May 19, 2023 at 5:12 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Welp. Hail.

    :mad:


    It's North Texas and the Shiny TuRD lives on the driveway, so I expected it would happen at some point. Doesn't make it hurt any less.

    At first glance, no glass or plastic damage; but everything metal is fahuuukt.
     
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  30. May 19, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Nope, don't like that.
     

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