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My first question regarding all these pregnancies; have you been informed about what causes this?
Second, don’t you think some of those progressive circumstances might indicate possible alien experiments?

 

Has anyone actually met Andy and checked him for tentacles? Aliens like alliterations so “Andy the Alien” isn’t much of a stretch… I know this because I’ve read the Pentagon Reports…

Regardless, he’s popping out cute little kids so at least there’s that.

 

idk man. my brother is named adam and he looks a lot like me, so that will start to raise questions if it should be considered a "junior" or not.

 

my wife's an engineer, and i'm a pipe designer. i was going to school for engineering at first, but opted out. some people i've talked to have questioned me if i was one or not. i guess i put off a certain vibe. most of those people were when we were building our house or talking about installing the pool because of our prior research and organizational skills.

 

Only until he grows hair…. Up until he grows facial hair so there should be a good year or two where there’s no confusion.

 

sounds like a band name.
i should just start the basketball team and name it that

 

Hell yeah you should!

 

someone has told me, but i didnt' believe them. i still have my suspicions though
i do believe someone/something has been probing the wife.

 

only one tentacle here....and that one only has one sucker on it from time to time

 

WOW,

@Fotnot congrats and I will have to dig through my files to find that Tundra Limo..



Adventures in Retirement, we used Con's last PTO day efficiently; a quick trip out to Nature; Circle B Bar Reserve

1) Con enjoying her flowers and butterflys

2)Passion vine flower; Mom nature grows it wild and I need to find it in a nursery now

3) Cypress knees with a Gator photo bombing my shot

4) Mail drop "Mafia style " and I have been TOLD the Chrome will belong on the Rav4 ... My job is done... Wife is a Convert @ToyoMafia

 

Ray....


Joel....work restocked the candy drawer

 

Those are rookie numbers. You can do better.

My grandma birthed 18 children. No lie. Apparently my grandpa couldn't keep it in his pants.

 

thats a race i'm not trying to win
my wife's sister has 9 and people think i'm trying to keep up. absolutely not

 

Yeah even 5 is impressive in this economy. I have zero kids and I'm seriously considering getting a vasectomy soon.

 

being that you own a white Tundra, go ahead and do everyone that favor

 

We scared you that bad huh?

 

Damn dude. Savage.

 

I have 1 and the conversation is being had. LOL

 

Well the funny thing is that I actually like kids more the older I get. I'm just not convinced I want them. Big commitment and I like my lifestyle. Your kids were a handful but in a fun way. Just boys being boys. It made me happy to see them have fun without being glued to a screen.

 

Nice and NICE!

 

Body condoms make him claustrophobic

 

only way i learned was that you can't get pregnant if you're already pregnant

 

may problem was that the body part was too baggy, and the "containment" area was too tight

 

Ewwww. It looks like you went to the morgue and peeled somebody.

 

it went everywhere when i used it the one time, then i left it outside in the sun. i think it got discolored and broke down the rubber a bit

 

We're thinking that 3 kids under 3 (two of them twin boys) will be plenty for us. I'll be getting the snip as soon as things slow down a little at home.

 

Too old for that kinda probing!