Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Typical

 

Lots of panties just got bunched up!

 

Hahahahahah

 

Hahahah I almost want to Pm you my opinion, but I’ll just keep it deep down inside. It’s nothing profound, don’t worry

 

Hahah we’re on the same page, at work we call it “throwing out a lure” see who bites Hahahah usually we hook a good one!

this custodial supervisor got me today; my hair is a mess, I look like a homeless person that found a uniform on the street: as we were leaving her office, she’s like is it windy outside?(and looked at me) I’m like naw it’s not that bad….. and then I’m like hey!!!!! I told her you can’t control curly hair, it just doesn’t happen.

 

She then finished with, she liked curly hair, she thought it was cute……..
Hahaha the dude I was with after we walked out, im like you better not show up next week with curly hair!!!!

 

PGA better watch their $HIT...

We were in Winter Garden Visiting Baby sister and those LIV folks are "Playing with very DEEP pockets"; landing expensive Helicopters onto Greens

will always attract But then a 4 million $$$ winners payday ..

Organized throughout the whole thing with the players & the crowds

The best part of it was they didn't even interfere with the Artist/Farmers market event we went too not 15 minutes away...unlike PGA being in and

around Orlando

 

Stop it. IPhones are for women, children and hipsters, but I repeat myself...

 

You forgot one; Smart Old men running their business's DEBT Free...

 

Also, all the boys are getting Easter mullets hopefully. OctothorpeT2S-Prep

 

was it a Gen3 Tundra OE cover???

edit: disregard I'm a day late on this one

 

Easter mohawks would be better.

 

My kid had a Christmas Mohawk once.

 

So every year as a kid I was allowed a Mohawk, usually it was summer time.
When I became driving age, it was nice having a sun roof for my liberty spikes!

 

Have you watched full swing on Netflix?

 

I used to do one like this every turnaround.

 

Nice!!!

 

I had a mohawk this past year. It actually didn't look bad, but I'm not quick enough on shaving my head to maintain it.

 

My mom never would have allowed a hawk. She just about laid an egg when i got a buzz cut once in little league. When my kid said he wanted a hawk, I didn't hesitate to hook him up.

He went to grade school once with it pink on one side, green on the other and a solid 6" tall.

He's had a legit mullet a couple times to. Mostly during football or lacrosse.

 

As long as we're on hair stories, I wanted to be a werewolf for Halloween once. My mom was running late from work, so she rushed me to the toilet and puts a bunch of mousse in her hands and starts trying to spike my hair. It smelt awful. Then she asks me if my hair always comes out in clumps. Looks at the mousse, realized it was a bottle of nair a coworker gave her.

I looked like a cancer kid for the next month, and refused to get a haircut. Everyone kept coming up to her all sympathetic. Apparently I worked it for all it was worth.