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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 29, 2023 at 9:53 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    He was actually very conservative in his personality for the most part, but he used to drive for GI trucking way back when.... So, he was a bit particular and almost OCD about driving.

    Another funny story... I get my learner's permit, and that next weekend (we were living in Sacramento at the time) he throws me in the driver's seat of the tuna boat, and directs me to what ends up being Hwy 50 toward Tahoe :rofl:For those that don't know, at that time and still in some areas it's a freakin' twisty windy 2-lane hwy that I had no business driving on.

    Mom was riding in the back seat. She was pissed and started yelling at my dad that we were going to get into a head on going up that Hwy, and he just tells her, "He's gotta learn some time". :D

    I'm pretty sure I almost died several times that day!!!!!

    Tuna Boat (ours wasn't fancy though w/a white top though and it was brown):

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  2. Mar 30, 2023 at 3:04 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I grew up in a Chevy family. I swear GM had a sub-brand that’s only referred to internally called ChitBox. They run the design team like a high school shop class.

    “Okay, listen up everyone. Johnny, sit the fuck down. You have the semester to design a new car from the parts bin behind you. There are grinders and band saws at your disposal. It is not required to color-match dash components, but bonus points will be rewarded if you can use the same knob more than 6 times.”
     
  3. Mar 30, 2023 at 3:07 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Ugh, awake early again after some crazy dreams. Got a 500 mile trip ahead of me today…this is not a good start to the day!
     
  4. Mar 30, 2023 at 4:55 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My wife's experience with her $900 Chevy Cavalier is the reason she won't consider a new GM now.
     
  5. Mar 30, 2023 at 4:57 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My dad was a GM guy until his 1984 S10 Blazer. Now he only buys Japanese or Korean.
     
  6. Mar 30, 2023 at 5:10 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    My buddy's 1st car was a 1st gen Cavalier (cream white two door). His dad said that if he killed it, he could shop for his own car. The only requirement was regular oil changes. My buddy tried...believe me, but he failed.
     
  7. Mar 30, 2023 at 5:16 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Another buddy had tan 86 nova hatch. It's only redeeming quality was it was a rebadged toyota.

    We used to offer to get out and push at every hill.

    Screenshot_20230330_081426_Brave.jpg
     
  8. Mar 30, 2023 at 5:32 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:no shit huh?
    That's no fun, it's this your coffee day now?? :D
    I slept like crap for a day off, only got 5 hours.
     
  9. Mar 30, 2023 at 5:49 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I’ve been coffee’n for a few days now. That might be part of the problem. Diet is another. My ass sounds like a clapped out ‘92 Accord with 12” subs in the trunk.

    I’ll be managing my caffeine the whole way home.
     
  10. Mar 30, 2023 at 5:55 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:
    Drive safe buddy
     
  11. Mar 30, 2023 at 6:48 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Snow was not in the plan…5E7D2CB5-A4B3-4BD0-8831-D538A0070757.jpg
     
  12. Mar 30, 2023 at 7:05 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    He submitted his resignation last night after a verbal job offer was extended. :yes::bananadance:
     
  13. Mar 30, 2023 at 7:12 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Unless you're heading for the slopes, I don't think snow is ever in the plans. Tons of rain here.
     
  14. Mar 30, 2023 at 7:19 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Morning, Everybody.

    I don't want to move. :sick:
     
  15. Mar 30, 2023 at 7:20 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :( hopefully it's a short lived sickness
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nothing up here, mostly sunny skies.
     
  17. Mar 30, 2023 at 7:26 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That ain't fun, at least you're on your week off?
     
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    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Damn, sorry buddy
     
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    Thanks, guys. It's not terrible, but I'd much rather feel 100% so I can get more done.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Reported. Payback for the cooked sushi comment yesterday. :D



















    I do hope you feel better soon!
     
  28. Mar 30, 2023 at 8:10 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  30. Mar 30, 2023 at 8:22 AM
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    He gone. Thanks for the heads up gents.
     

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