Dear Florida, ..l..

Endless Summers.... ..l..
The beach... ..l..
No snow... ..l.. (Since the 70's)
Traffic... ..l..
No mountains... ..l..
No creeks... ..l..

You'll always have a special place on my A$$ & in my heart.

with Love, a 43 yr Floridian

 

Dang, I can tell you're a real Floridian, us 'pass-throughs' would also have listed never ending mossie bites, gators, rattlers and cottonmouths on the trails, plants that want to shred your skin, lung drowning humidity and a never ending stream of incomers and accompanying development...

 

Oh, and while we're at it. My Floridian wife reckons there are two kinds of visitor to Florida, those who can afford a return ticket and those who can't. The ones who can't are prime material for the next Floridaman story...

 

I'm told that bacon grease helps with the pain...

 

Stay out of the off topic section, then.

 

Yup. If it weren't for off-topic threads, I'd not have gotten to know so many cool people on here, now friends in real life. The off-topic threads are what made this forum a community, for those of us that participate.

 

I was joking. lol it was a bad joke. I agree, there are tons of great people here. My joke didn't read the same in text.

 

There is no tone in text, I really did mean that as a joke.

 

I believe you, and considered it may have been a joke. But on behalf of the OP, I chimed in to make sure he feels welcome partying with us.

 

My bad