Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Pool deck

 

You ever tell your kids "Hurry up and finish eating. Your Mother and I want to use the table, again."

Have a friend (father figure) who loves to embarrass his kids that said this. I laughed, but they were mortified.

 

You're correct

 

I've made them hurry, but didn't disclose why.

 

That's a great idea, I'll see what I can come up with.
You like cider right? We have some great local ciders here in Central WA.

 

Just make sure it can't freeze. It gets cold out there in Middle Michigan.

 

When my kids were younger it was “you guys want to go watch cartoons!?”

 

Someone had one at work this week and I was eyeing it. He said it’s close to the original. It’s on my list to try.

 

Yep. Now they have disney shorts that are about 7 minutes long. So we at least get to see th4 beginning and the end of them

 

Get him some one tree cider! That’s the best that I have had around here.

 

Yeah, it was rough. Let me put it to you like this. I know about 7 women throughout my family and friends circle who have had both childbirth and a kidney stone.

*ONE* said childbirth was marginally worse; the rest said kidney stones were a hell of a lot worse. I lost 13# in 3 days from all the barfing and stuff. I'm not even kidding when I say that if the only way to avoid them was to go vegan, I'd do it in a New York minute. LOL

 

Works every time.

 

Too funny

I’m doing something similar for the wife in the garage. Some grow lights under my garage cabinets with a shelf for starter plants.

I also just ran and led strip on the top of my kitchen cabinets. Plugged behind the fridge and has a remote. RBG lights I originally bought for the truck years ago. Good repurpose

 

It'd be great if stuff would quit breaking.

 

Says Godzilla

 

Those pics of the sun through the trees.... very nice. Relaxing to just stare at.