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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 15, 2023 at 7:16 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Well,



    I still keep Dolly Parton on my DO list
     
  2. Feb 15, 2023 at 7:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :censored:
     
  3. Feb 15, 2023 at 7:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  4. Feb 15, 2023 at 7:17 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  5. Feb 15, 2023 at 7:19 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's where all the effort pays off :devil:
     
  6. Feb 15, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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    snoope The Old Man

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    mafia beards.jpg

    I think you get the idea on "Beard trimming"..... When I F@#$%ing want too...:hattip:


    And that is a 61 year old grandfather saying it :cool::cool:
     
  7. Feb 15, 2023 at 8:00 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  8. Feb 15, 2023 at 8:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I'm not sure whether I should be insulted or not. But, hypothetically, should I be someone who eats unhealthy quantities of unhealthy food and would give advice such as that, the quantity is fine but I would suggest ketchup, mustard, and taking the sticks out first.
     
  9. Feb 16, 2023 at 2:37 AM
    Notarobot

    Notarobot Jagged lines!

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    My gf is 14 years older than I...today is her 51st birthday.
     
  10. Feb 16, 2023 at 5:42 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Congrats! I hope he loves it.
     
  11. Feb 16, 2023 at 5:45 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Insulted? Why? You don't like corn dogs and work long hours?

    I know you're more of a financial advisor but that's no reason not to branch out into fine dining as well.
     
  12. Feb 16, 2023 at 5:46 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Cougar.jpg
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Well, he hasn’t made a decision yet. Not sure where he’s going to end up. But this was one of the harder schools to get an acceptance at so I’m happy about that. This is where 18 years of real parenting starts to pay off.
     
  14. Feb 16, 2023 at 5:59 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  15. Feb 16, 2023 at 7:31 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Hmmmm. Lagordon Ramsayfield
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  17. Feb 16, 2023 at 7:40 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    He crashed and burned after staying up so long lol
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    RIP Raquel Welch
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  20. Feb 16, 2023 at 8:09 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    What the fuck? Who's stupid enough to fall for that?
     
  21. Feb 16, 2023 at 8:13 AM
    T-Rex266

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    People are so dumb. When I see someone asking for cash for fuel, I usually offer to go get it for them...strangely enough they decline. This story reminds me of those who try and sell you speakers and such in a grocery store parking lot.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :facepalm:
    Those people deserve the gold they got.
     
  23. Feb 16, 2023 at 8:28 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Like 20 years ago my younger cousin (16y/o) bought some tall residential speakers from a dude at a gas station in a van. :rofl:
    Turned out to be great speakers but they were definitely hot!
     
  24. Feb 16, 2023 at 8:29 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    They just fell off a truck. So what?
     
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  25. Feb 16, 2023 at 9:00 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Apparently the population here has reached a critical mass to warrant this warning. So a lot of people
     
  26. Feb 16, 2023 at 9:11 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I think the title change needs to say Tyler sucks at life as well. I grabbed two frozen pizzas the other day. I grabbed from what I thought was an entire stack of four meat. It turns out only the top pizza was four meat and the bottom one was the absolute horseshit called sausage and mushroom. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
     
  27. Feb 16, 2023 at 9:14 AM
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  28. Feb 16, 2023 at 9:27 AM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :anonymous: May have bought a vcr that fell off a truck. Way back in the day
     
  29. Feb 16, 2023 at 9:34 AM
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  30. Feb 16, 2023 at 9:42 AM
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    You still cook it?
     

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