Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

That's a bummer. You know any locals that can point you in a good direction? Find a nice steak!

 

At this hour, the god places are closed
I found a place 1/2 mile away that wasn’t in-n-out, Denny’s, or Dominos. Decent chicken sandwich and a margarita. Watching bar flies and snake oil salesmen

nights like this make me glad I have resting dick face… no one approaches me to sell me shit

 

Do people seriously still try to cold sell like that? Ew.

 

I’m watching a skeezeball try to warm up to poor schlupps at the end if the bar right now…

 

How I imagine you sitting there.

 

Pretty much

to the left of me is an old Greek guy and an overweight middle age dude babbling on hitting on the bartender who might be a buck ten soaking wet, looks late thirties (but cute) and is sporting a sizable rock on her finger. She’s out of your league boys…

 

Yeah, but she'll smile and wink for a fat tip. Might even give them the rejection hotline number if they ask for hers.

 

That's the usual way of it. As soon as there is opposition, their false hero image is shattered and they check out. Good riddance. Wish he'd just done that in the first place and left others alone.

 

Dunno if I can say yet since it is a sales campaign. Stay tuned

 

Boo!
I know some candy condom executives, I'll be making some calls.

 

You're right, I apologize..

Maybe just a little insomnia once in a while to hang with us on nights??

 

I’m in… @LarryDangerfield wanna be the CFO?
https://www.thedrive.com/news/buy-t...-and-your-buds-can-have-the-best-bday-parties

 

I call dibs on CRO (Chief Racing Officer)









Yea I just made that up. My plan would be to test all the cars first and make sure they are safe.

 

https://youtu.be/WQVY0RbDbGw

 

Let’s see how they do in F1 this year. I’d like to see them do well and may under new management but could very well be the Dallas Cowboys of the F1 community.

 

damn, that's awful

 

You’re hired. Just make sure that’s done before the Beer Quality Committee meeting.

 

Damn, that's terrible.
I'm pretty paranoid about that possibility, I always throw the tires under and keep the jack in place.

 

Garage pic, more later.

 

I'll second that call... @NWPirate Send me your contact, and I'll back up whatever basis you already gave them

 

What does a dirt oval cost these days.... Although I'm sure it would be minimal compared to the insurance you'd have to carry!