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Discussion in '3rd Gen Tundras (2022+)' started by gj953, Feb 10, 2023.

  1. Feb 10, 2023 at 3:47 PM
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    gj953

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    what did you do?
     
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  2. Feb 10, 2023 at 3:51 PM
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    Had a guy hang up on me once. Said "wrong number" and click the call ends.
     
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  3. Feb 10, 2023 at 3:54 PM
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    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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  4. Feb 10, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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    Glad it wasn’t any contact OP
     
    Taco-Spike, Feb 10, 2023
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  5. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:03 PM
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    10 years, and double black-belt could never prepare me for this thread!
     
    99ways2die, Feb 10, 2023
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  6. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:08 PM
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    Would sharting be a close call?
     
    BTBAKER, Feb 10, 2023
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  7. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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    One of the girls I briefly dated in high school ended up getting really fat.
     
    Outbound, Feb 10, 2023
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  8. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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    Dodged a bullet there.
     
    BTBAKER, Feb 10, 2023
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  9. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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    Think all of his groceries slammed onto the floor too?
     
    99ways2die, Feb 10, 2023
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  10. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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    They didn't have time to hit the floor. She ate them.
     
    Outbound, Feb 10, 2023
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  11. Feb 10, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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    Got out of bed this morning ... tripped on slippers ... saw the corner of night stand on way down ... missed it ... still here. Be careful in morning.
     
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    One time in band camp!:)

    that’s it just one time in band camp!!!:)
     
    Black@Blue19, Feb 10, 2023
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    I think my big toe is permanently broke from stubbing it on everything.
     
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    Wow this thread took a quick counter-clockwise swirl in the porcelain.
     
    Medicineman, Feb 10, 2023
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  15. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:04 PM
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    Glad everyone is ok gj953.
     
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  16. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:06 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Happens. But did you at least get to tap that ass before you broke up?
     
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    The thread is tons of fun.
     
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  18. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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  19. Feb 10, 2023 at 5:27 PM
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    Hey now, OP changed title and original post ... now our funnies are wasted. No fair ... I'm gonna need a tissue.
     
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  20. Feb 10, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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    We made a noob forum mistake of not quoting the whole OP.
    Grr!

    OP:
    Tell us how "close" you were again.
     
    99ways2die, Feb 10, 2023
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  21. Feb 10, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    And OP clearly didn't realize we always do this to at least one thread on Friday….
     
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  22. Feb 11, 2023 at 6:26 AM
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    Out of bed today without tripping over slippers. No close calls yet.
     
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    paynuss stretchers
    Dammit! I missed it.

    @gj953 begin again, plz.
     
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