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First hand of the next game. Mom's got all the luck.

 

Rigged

 

No bananas in your grocery store?

 

If that cable is permanently attached, please ignore this post. If that cable attaches to the unit via USB-C, I have an item to put in the mail to you.

 

You need to keep that deck, there's a lot of cribbage in there.

 

This is why I was shocked at the low averages. We've always had hands like the interspersed.

 

Reminds me of:

 

I hate it when you guys carry on for days on a thread about a topic I have no idea what it is you speak of

 

I'm surprised you get so many big hands. For us I'd guess we average 8 or so per hand. Some 16s and some 19s. But I'm not going to calculate averages while adding to 15 while drinking beer. 2.5 six packs equals 15 if you were wondering.

 

Sorry
But if you can add to 15 and count holes drilled in a piece of wood, you can pick it up.

When my dad was teaching me he said it's the best two handed card game ever. 50 years later I still believe that.

 

I tried it once and had no interest... This brain has no more empty space to fill with game rules; too many rap lyrics still stuck in there!

 

I can say less than 0.0001% of my brain stores rap lyrics. And it's this, I'm not sure it counts. Plus I can only remember up to going steady.

B.B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers
Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddie, here's my ring, we're goin' steady
Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire
Loco-motion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction
Baby baby, gotta gotta, gimme gimme, gettin' hotter
Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore, Ritchie Valens, end of story
Mahavishnu, Fujiyama, Kama Sutra, Rama Lama
Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Righteous, Archies, Nilsson Harry
Shimmy Shimmy Ko-Ko Bop it, Fats is back and Finger Poppin'

 

Wtf did I just read? Never mind. I don't wanna know.

 

Now you know how I feel almost every morning reading your limericks with my coffee

I have to take a double take to make sure you are still in Wyoming instead of Washington, DC

Have a good night youngster

 

x2

 

I think this is the key word and tricky phrase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15wq1Yg_Ac4

 

I don't like swamps. You won't find me there.

 

Stir-fry time

 

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Yep, super busy with work and normal home chaos.
Picked up more OT next week.
Hoping to get some wrenching done on the Sequoia this weekend.