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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 9, 2022 at 7:04 PM
    Incoleherent140

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    Ha ha, what’s up man! :oldglory:
     
  2. Dec 9, 2022 at 7:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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  3. Dec 9, 2022 at 7:59 PM
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    snoope The Old Man

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    Mother of GOD :mad::argue: , were you filming me this afternoon trying to pull into a parking space at Publix...:boom::boom:

    Then the two families decided to walk up the middle of the f@#$%^ng road and then tried blocking the entrance..:ballchain:

    Con quickly grabbed my hand and in her own way made sure I didn't "rip into someone" :rolleyes:

    Luckily we had ordered food to go which made life easy and NOBODY gets in my way in the beer aisle :thumbsup::thumbsup:

    The only reason we attempt to shop in a store is to gain our Step Count, these new "Super stores" can get you to burn 1200-1500 steps :p:D

    OK, rant over... couple beers in and friends Party was a big success... :bowdown::bowdown:

    Everyone enjoy their weekend when they get to it...:hattip:

    @GODZILLA , get well BUT stop eating those dam green taco's :eek:
     
  4. Dec 10, 2022 at 6:21 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I'm the slowest fluffer ever. I'm waiting to get to 2200 posts to trick you guys into thinking I'm a decent human; then BAM, a chrome grille surround in B/S/T for $400.
     
  5. Dec 10, 2022 at 7:32 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    @NWPirate what did you get for snow last night? We got 2” overnight but it is dumping right now. If it doesn’t warm up we are going to get dumped on.
     
  6. Dec 10, 2022 at 7:37 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    It was 37 degrees out when I had to go do a call right now, I had a thin layer of frost on my windows, I just rolled my windows down and drove like a dog until it melted a mile or so down the road, it was rough stuff!!!
     
  7. Dec 10, 2022 at 7:59 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    There are days that as soon as 1/4 of the windshield is clear I take off a drive like a short grandma until it all clears up. It’s too cold to stick a head out the window here.
     
  8. Dec 10, 2022 at 8:10 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    :anonymous:

    And I even have remote start! I just forget to use it.
     
  9. Dec 10, 2022 at 8:12 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Haha! I use mine but some mornings it’s frozen so hard I would have to start it 20 minutes ahead of time. I like to waste gas but not that much gas.
     
  10. Dec 10, 2022 at 8:40 AM
    T-Rex266

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  11. Dec 10, 2022 at 8:50 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    FIFY. :D
     
  12. Dec 10, 2022 at 8:55 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    12" and still dumping! 25°
    Got home at 7 from work and I just got done plowing my driveway/parking and a path into my in-laws place.
    I'm out!
     
  13. Dec 10, 2022 at 8:58 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Jesus. You guys are getting hammered!
     
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  14. Dec 10, 2022 at 9:03 AM
    RainMan_PNW

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    15” on Mt. Hood yesterday, and it’s dumping here today (Not snow at the house thankfully)
     
  15. Dec 10, 2022 at 9:15 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I gotta go shovel soon. That will be my workout for today.
    9DD944E7-302E-42CF-B273-9BC942138058.jpg
     
  16. Dec 10, 2022 at 9:17 AM
    RainMan_PNW

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    :eek2:
     
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  17. Dec 10, 2022 at 9:18 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Ew
     
  18. Dec 10, 2022 at 9:20 AM
    T-Rex266

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    We’re supposed to get some snow Tuesday. 59* tmrw so hopefully it stick
     
  19. Dec 10, 2022 at 9:47 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Screw that! This is why I deal with 110 temps the rest of the year.
     
  20. Dec 10, 2022 at 9:51 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @NWPirate

    Yeah... we've had non-stop rain for the last 2 days, so I figured you guys were gonna be getting the white stuff soon...

    I'd take some of it off your hands, so we could have a White Christmas. :santa2:
     
  21. Dec 10, 2022 at 10:08 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I bet that about 90% of my posts are right here in this thread. Guess I need to find something epic to sell when my Tundras Live fluffing gets to 5,000.
     
  22. Dec 10, 2022 at 10:49 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I think we're supposed to get snow tonight and tomorrow. Not sure who's going to shovel it with me recovering from surgery and the wife 14 weeks pregnant with twins...
     
  23. Dec 10, 2022 at 10:50 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Neighbor kids?
     
  24. Dec 10, 2022 at 10:51 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Suppose I could have asked. The guy two doors down with a 4R usually runs his snowblower if we get a lot.
     
  25. Dec 10, 2022 at 10:53 AM
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    Don’t forget I have a keg of beer waiting if you teach me how to make a proper taco. It might even be Miller lite.
     
  26. Dec 10, 2022 at 10:55 AM
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    This is an opportunity to make friends with your neighbors… If you want that
     
  27. Dec 10, 2022 at 11:05 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  28. Dec 10, 2022 at 11:16 AM
    RainMan_PNW

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    or just buy them a bottle of whiskey and then never talk to them again.
     
  29. Dec 10, 2022 at 11:23 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just tell em you've got plenty of hot chocolate on tap if he'd be so kind to swing by and blow a little snow from your place :santa2:
     
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  30. Dec 10, 2022 at 11:26 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    After it warms up of course.
     
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