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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    21.4%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:05 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    Phantom grey pearl is basically the grand daddy of MGM if you didn’t know
     
  2. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:06 PM
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    That had a little more blue in it, didn't it?
     
  3. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:07 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Lol, don’t worry, I wasn’t actually offended. :fistbump:

    I am a little jealous of your Burnt Orange taco tho…
     
  4. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:08 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  5. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:14 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Oh, with your avatar and username I know I didn't offend you. :rofl:
     
  6. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:28 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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  7. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:30 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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  8. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:31 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Burnt orange

    [​IMG]


    Solar Octane

    [​IMG]



    I don't see the resemblance.
     
  9. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:32 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Oh, I know.. :anonymous:
     
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  10. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:32 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  11. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:35 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I recently saw never nude underwear, I kinda want some
     
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  12. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:35 PM
    NWPirate

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  13. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:35 PM
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    [​IMG]
     
  14. Nov 18, 2022 at 8:38 PM
    TRDFerguson

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  15. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:03 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  16. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:04 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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    “Higher temperatures expected tomorrow” Ha. Higher than the freezer I guess.
     
  17. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:06 PM
    T-Rex266

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    We will hit (allegedly) 59* next Friday.
     
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  18. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:08 PM
    AZBoatHauler

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    Typical Thanksgiving forecast in my neck of the woods.
    546FD74D-EA46-424F-A56D-1DBF4D1F0E12.jpg
     
  19. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:08 PM
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    I think my temps are similar. It was 5° when I went home this morning, and currently sitting at 9° with tomorrow having a high of 22°. But we don't get hurricanes, earthquakes, or very many permanent transplants from the coasts. :)
     
  20. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:09 PM
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    That's perfect summer weather.
     
  21. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:09 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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  22. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:15 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I wish. I’ll take that any day. Out here, if it’s 50* or so, and you’re in the sun you can get away with shorts and maybe sandals. 70* and no wind here would be perfect weather
     
  23. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:19 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Ew wtf
     
  24. Nov 18, 2022 at 9:22 PM
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    For you low elevation desert dwellers.

    Screenshot_20221118-222130_WTForecast.jpg
     
  25. Nov 18, 2022 at 11:19 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    7 hours left, can't hurt me now!
     
  26. Nov 18, 2022 at 11:20 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I'm just under 6 hours left. What's for lunch tonight?
     
  27. Nov 18, 2022 at 11:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Already down the hatch. Rotisserie chicken over Caesar salad, I could really use a bowl of ice cream right now. :pout:

    You?
     
  28. Nov 18, 2022 at 11:35 PM
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    Boston Market microwave dinner. Sweet and Sour Chicken. Haven't heated it up yet. Not much of a kitchen in the bunker my office is in. Got a MW and a fridge.
     
  29. Nov 18, 2022 at 11:38 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Quick and dirty, nice!

    @LarryDangerfield ?
     
  30. Nov 18, 2022 at 11:40 PM
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    So, I've been checking the firearm laws for the states I'll have to drive through when going to get my Tacoma, and as long as I don't get out of my truck in Colorado, I'm pretty much solid. :) This pleases me.
     

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