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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 3, 2022 at 4:36 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    uhh... is that for you or for those responsible for your predicament?
     
  2. Jul 3, 2022 at 4:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I was wondering the same thing LOL
     
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    The burlap sack and river would be for the spawn that was defiling one of the greatest sandwiches ever devised.
     
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    Why am I not surprised the Tesla guy not only thinks burlap is durlap, but also knows what a durlap is? :p
     
  6. Jul 3, 2022 at 5:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Well, shit:anonymous:
     
  7. Jul 3, 2022 at 5:31 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  8. Jul 3, 2022 at 5:33 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Beautiful. You gonna kayak it?
     
  9. Jul 3, 2022 at 5:54 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Just shore fishing today :D
     
  10. Jul 3, 2022 at 5:55 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  11. Jul 3, 2022 at 6:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    At the movies
    Preview pauses for a good min
    Lights come on
    Mgr comes in “someone lit off fire works in here. If you do it, PD will be called and you will be arrested”

    …me thinking “What a dumb ass. If someone let off fireworks James Holmes comes to my mind and I’ll prob end up drawing down next to me or hand on gun”
     
  12. Jul 3, 2022 at 6:01 PM
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    Idiots that don't think and have no respect for the property of others. :facepalm:
     
  13. Jul 3, 2022 at 6:02 PM
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    That’s how u get killed. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    And I’d say “especially in CO” given the history there at movie theaters…someone is just looking for an early dirt nap
     
  15. Jul 3, 2022 at 6:04 PM
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    Especially in Colorado! Aurora was a decade ago, but nobody has forgotten it.
     
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    Great minds.
     
  17. Jul 3, 2022 at 6:05 PM
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    Nope never forgotten. Stupid kids I’m sure. We’re watching “Minions” with the kids and our oldest friend so they don’t think about that but I do and know better
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    That's a surprisingly high amount of aggression coming from a Tesla owner. I thought you guys were all tranquil and shit!
     
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    :fistbump:
     
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    I remember when I could drink a whole bottle in one night and go to work the next day completely straight.

    Now I’m taking 2-3 nights per bottle. The good news is the wine is generally better the 2nd day. That is if it doesn’t go bad before I can finish it.

    Cheers!6AFEA3FF-F94D-41BA-93C8-B34D874CB053.jpg
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    ...and it's 50% - 66% cheaper :hattip:
     
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    Popular to contrary belief, I also do not have manbun
     
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    I can’t, and could never do wines
     
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    To be fair, the average movie worker probably isn’t old enough to know who James Holmes was or what he did.
    But yeah…
     
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    This manager was prob my age (mid 30’s) so he prob does
     
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    Hold on sec... Someone else was talking about a manbun the other day and called it something different. I had to do a double take on the term... uhhh 'spintop' maybe???? Shit I gotta go find that now; it's driving me nuts!

    PS>>> thanks! now instead of Amazon recommending a 'flexzilla' hose at the bottom of the page, I'm getting clip-on manbun crap!!!!

    Can't I just pay for a subscription and turn off the ads or something????
     
  29. Jul 3, 2022 at 6:45 PM
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    They are also called Douche-knots.
     
  30. Jul 3, 2022 at 6:46 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    you have a Tesla and stamped concrete... of course you do wines!!!! You probably have a mini-vineyard somewhere on the property!!!
     

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