Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

@Squatting Pigeon you have been summoned

 

This little guy?

 

Yep. Nope. I'd have to kill it before it did something like this.

 

That guy deserves all of that.

 

classy lil fella huh?

 

I wouldn't need to - Canadia is full of special edition Kit Kats and Snickers. I'd just sit in the candy aisle of the closest gas station and gorge.


Wait - are you asking me if I'd like to move in?! I'll have to run it by Mrs. Bandito but she's been talking about "needing space" so I'm sure it'll be fine.

 

Yeah remember he has a newborn. I know what all the activities will consist of.

 

Scene from the new reality show “Keeping up with the Banditos”.

https://youtu.be/VEHM_CpZDZY

 

Yeah man. I have a full gym in the basement you can use too.

Dude. Shut up. I'm trying to con myself a new babysitter.

 

how do you fuckin know what I have in my basement?

 

Here's a sample of the "Premium" Pay-per-view content:

 

I'll babysit but I'm not paying for the inevitable therapy for her candy addiction.

 

Fair deal. Remember, I live in Canuckistan. Therapy is free here.

 

Lol

 

Oh, what about Dental? I ain't paying for that either.

 

I think you forgot the coconut oil!!!

 

Dental isn't covered up here. Gotta pay out of pocket for that or put it on my work benefits.

 

I’m pretty sure it’s just that they are saving money on their gym membership…

 

You're gonna have to subscribe to find out...

 

I think you got it. Here is the one that lives by my house - biggest wild snake I’ve ever seen at around 7’.

 

phuk

 

That looks like a big bag of nope.

 

I need your address. I'm gonna send you my snake killin' shovel. I think you may need it more than me.

 

Ha. I’m good. My rule is the snakes get to live unless 1) they’re rattlers and 2) either get in my backyard or campsite.

This one couldn’t follow the rules -

 

That's freakin' cool! You say he lives by your house... You know this snake? Like see him out and about and do the neighbor wave?

"Hey, Steve. How you been? 'Ppreciate you keepin' the vermin in check. You're a good dude, Steve."
Then under your breath "That dude is so jacked he's scary. He better stay on his side of the fence."

 

If you've never eaten a rattler, they taste like - nothing. You know you're chewing on a piece of meat, but there's just zero flavor. They absorb flavor well, so bbq or cajun seasoning works nice. More trouble than it's worth though.

 

#TundraParking

 

got 1, 2, and 2.5. now to bring your 3 when it comes in

 

Might be August by time I get my new one.