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Kit Kats are gone, proving they are the superior candy bar.

 

Reese’s are losing bad.

 

I don't know that popularity necessarily = superiority.

Ford pickup remains America's top-selling truck for 45th year, automaker says (cnbc.com)

 

you got some psychos in FL (obviously....we all knew that before) if people are taking that junk on the right over reese's cups. kit kats are a close second for me next to reese's. so i get that part of it.

 

kinda like the expression i've heard before. "Just because McDonald's sells the most burgers, doesn't mean they have the best burger."

small tidbit to keep in line, they generally have 2 things that help them A LOT!
They say the F-series....which is everything from an F-150 to an F-650.
They sell fleet vehicles.

 

My dad always said: 'Figures never lie, but liars figure'. If you go by market cap, Tesla is the largest automaker worldwide. By manufacturing capacity (and I think total sales), it's Toyota.

All that talk of candy did remind me I had the last Reese's egg from Easter left in the cupboard. Not a big fan of bad peanut butter and bad milk chocolate, but it quenched a sweet tooth...

 

More chocolate left than granola bars? Fake news.

 

They also count GMC and Chevy separately.

 

This group is mostly earthy hipsters so it’s no surprise

 

Makes complete sense. They probably need help with their BM's.

 

So guys who like big body on frame trucks with V8 probably don't fit in...

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY DOING THERE?!

 

Observations. Kinda like going to the zoo

 

I like ur idea of “zoo”

 

true. i heard @jewsNbrews just dealt with a hipster that found a way to help with that with potatoes or something.

 

I didn't realize sweater puppies were caged up at the zoo either

 

Do you know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

 

Porcupines don't cut in line, and they use their turn signals?

 

a bmw is filled with pricks while a porcupine is covered in them?

 

Yep, the porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

 

Know the difference between jam n jelly?

 

imagine the tomatoes horror

 

Butt can you freeze a pig and then thaw it back to life?
Gerbils yes.

 

And gerbils are fuzzy. I’d think they’d be more comfortable in your bungus. I’ll have to ask Richard Gere if I ever see him.

 

I always wondered why builders don't dump a bunch of quick lime around pipes. Seems like it would stop roots.

 

I hate plumbing. I also hate plumbers. @War Machine can vouch for this.

 

At our old house I used to pull one of those out twice a year. I had to rent a 150' power snake to get to them. Plus the cleanout was in the crawl space. So lying on my side in a flow of fecal matter was a semi-annual tradition. One that I don't miss.