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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 13, 2022 at 6:30 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Short story about food disappointment.
    Wife and I 2/3 of the way home on a 12 hour drive, and it's time for lunch. Subway has GF buns, and there's a Subway right there - even if it's attached to a gas station. We're on the road... Sue me for being tired and not demanding the highway produce a Bob's Steakhouse.

    Go in; with emphasis on the tired and hungry, and look at the menu for a minute. 20 year old guy behind the counter comes up, "what would you like today?". Thought it worth asking, since we're in BFE... "hey, y'all have gluten free buns?"

    Guy looks at me with a condescending look on his face, and in a serious and instructive tone declares, "you mean GLUTTON free".

    We left.






    We now regularly use the term 'glutton free' when referring to food without wheat, barley, or rye ingredients... But it wasn't very funny at the time.
     
  2. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:24 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  3. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:28 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    There is not enough like for this! :rofl:
     
  4. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:29 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    :eek2:
     
  5. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:31 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You can say that again!
    How much in CdA?
     
  6. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:35 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    From the base? Or where did you start the measurement….
     
  7. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:36 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    None! No precipitation at all last night. It was 26 deg. when I hopped in the truck this morning though. Got out of the habit of remote starting already so it was a bit nippy.
     
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  8. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:49 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    TWSS ! !
     
  9. Apr 13, 2022 at 8:16 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    *Asking for a friend*
     
  10. Apr 13, 2022 at 8:40 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Woke up to 3 more here. A lot had melted off yesterday, but still..
    F63A4B63-9993-4299-9288-C01DEDA9B2C2_1_102_o.jpg
     
  11. Apr 13, 2022 at 8:56 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Definitely from the base, but you have to jam the tape measure in there to get the best measurement of snow.
     
  12. Apr 13, 2022 at 8:58 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Get all the bushes been trimmed down for full illusion
     
  13. Apr 13, 2022 at 9:24 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Someone new finding this thread today.
     
  14. Apr 13, 2022 at 11:35 AM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Burrito Guy exacts his revenge.

     
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  15. Apr 13, 2022 at 12:22 PM
    20GR8 Super

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    :bananadance: My weekend just started!
     
  16. Apr 13, 2022 at 12:37 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Everyone bitching about the snow, can you pick up nasal discomfort by the handfuls? EE7FE3E3-69D7-4E55-A675-69C32A5D5F92.jpg
     
  17. Apr 13, 2022 at 12:56 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Me too! :fistbump:
     
  18. Apr 13, 2022 at 1:14 PM
    NWPirate

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    Does this count?
     
  19. Apr 13, 2022 at 1:34 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I certainly have.
     
  20. Apr 13, 2022 at 3:12 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Today's adventure! My feet hurt lol
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  21. Apr 13, 2022 at 5:42 PM
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    Also found this on today's adventure. Just tested it with some charged batteries and it works! Google says it's a $100 dollar UV flashlight, I'll definitely use it to find some yooperites!
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  22. Apr 13, 2022 at 6:20 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Or for snipe hunting
     
  23. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:31 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Pablo Verde trees are fucking garbage and I hate them. Pretty sure it’s one of the 10 things out here I’m allergic to.
     
  24. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:33 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    They are garbage trees in general, worthless, they shed a ton, barely any shade, and they are weak, they break super easily!
     
  25. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:35 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Yep. I don’t park anywhere near those if there’s a chance of wind or rain.
     
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  26. Apr 13, 2022 at 7:40 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    I’m always concerned about our huge mesquite that dangles it’s arms over our rides, but we’ve had some crazy ass winds and it’s been fine. our neighbors across the street have a even sweeter one with a way better canopy and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a limb get all crazy and break off.
     
  27. Apr 13, 2022 at 8:13 PM
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    Brr.

    On the plus side, only 1,585,000 km to go.

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  28. Apr 13, 2022 at 8:16 PM
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  29. Apr 13, 2022 at 9:18 PM
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  30. Apr 14, 2022 at 4:56 AM
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