Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

So what are your favorite between the pumpkin vs tree variation……. Those two are the perfect combo of PB to chocolate

 

Well, it's the title of the album, so.... Load.

 

Never bothered, but can't be worse than the fast break.

 

Honestly, I prefer the traditional cups, but all the holiday one's I've had are equal. Trees, eggs, or pumpkin.

 

Tree, eggs, pumpkin; sounds like a wild Friday night………..

 

But it’s only Monday, so that’s like a whole nother level!

 

I wanted to go a religious route with that, being “Easter”…….. but i stopped.

 

@TRDFerguson
Two rabbits walk into a bar……

 

The snow has arrived.

 

https://youtu.be/l3RsOxKHr6k

 

…go on?

 

…… really, that was all. Since your closer now, or soon after the great exodus, you will have to come down to the home show in T Town. Your wife can go check stuff out, and me and @AZBoatHauler can take you to the Buffet, then you will truly solve the riddle, or……. Lots of other outcomes depending on the time of day down there. Do not challenge a local at THE pool table

 

Deal. I need to get her to commit to a weekend down there so you guys can help me make some poor choices.

 

That sounds like a move to Tucson, we won’t make it that appealing, we will drive by the awesome homeless camps, and then drive by the sweet “urban lakes”
But seriously tombstone is pretty cool!!! I bet your son would love some of the street fights( and secretly I know you would too!)

 

The snow is sticking too. I'm stoked. Hoping for a couple feet.

 

So what your saying is your taking the side by side tomorrow?

 

Tires wouldn't be goon on slick roads I don't think. I'm not opposed to riding in cold weather, just need proper gear for it.

 

No thank you.

 

Okay, a joke I like is a rabbit joke, and now I have to write it.

Rabbit's taking a shit in the woods. All of a sudden Bear crouches next to him and starts taking a shit.
Rabbit is mid-shit, so he can't exactly run away. He starts shivering, but the bear doesn't go at him, so he figures he'll break the ice.
"G-g-g-g- good morning, bear" rabbit stutters.
"Hey! good morning rabbit! Didn't see you there. how's the fam?"
"G-g-good, bear. H-h-h-how's yours?"
"oooh, they're great, rabbit. Wife's pregnant again, and I'm headed out fishing."
Rabbit starts to calm down, glad he's not going to be a snack. Fish, he thinks, must be much more appealing than rabbits.
Bear sighs, and his brow furrows in a slight moment of disappointment.
"Say, rabbit..."
"Y-y-yes, bear?"
"When you take a shit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
Now, this was just random guy talk. Rabbit was finally fully relieved at their new friendship.
"Yeah, man." Rabbit admits. "It's horrible."
Bear picks up rabbit.

 

Everybody has to live somewhere, I guess.
Honestly, though; while I won't trade North Texas for any other place to live, we don't have mountains or rivers, and we do have way too many people. There is a world where I could be convinced to move to Idaho, Montana, or Wyoming; snow be dammned. Grandkids are here, though, so here I'll be.

 

Both viable candidates for someone's hall of fame, I'm sure.

 

Yes, well... Gray Beard Club

 

Own your bitterness. Revel in it.

 

$100,000 bar

 

I’m squarely in the 80% and up camp on dark chocolate.

 

No need to urban dictionary it. I believe it’s credited in the liner notes.
And yeah - not the best choice of album covers

 

Congrats! That’s awesome!

Busy weekend for me too. Road trip to Boise and back to visit my family. Tomorrow is my Friday!

 

Just got home from work, 4wd and blizzard conditions.