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I was thinking a blow up doll would fix the first problem on the list but a snickers is probably a better cure all.

 

Losing the @50Buck name designation seems to have brought out the anger.

 

Some version of dark chocolate combined with caramel and/or toffee, and zero other ingredients, is a good candy bar. I can't think of any other good candy bar at the moment. Snickers is survival food at best. Like boiled meat or canned spinach.

 

Lots of reasons for anger, and I'm down with most of them...

@GODZILLA , not sure if you think they're cheese or not, but maybe this'll help better than a snickers:


Best I could come up with on short notice.

 

Milk Chocolate is an excuse.

 

Not doing taxes, throwing trash on the highway, eating the last piece of pizza, and inventing the Snicker's bar.

 

I'm a no on those too. Not sure when I stopped being a fan of candy generally, but it's been at least a decade. Dates are a candy of sorts, that I can get behind. Popcorn. The aforementioned dark chocolate (60% - 75%. more than that and I'll agree with Tyler). A GF brownie now and again isn't bad, but I don't want too much. And a glass of Bourbon. (I do sometimes want too much of that)

 

headed to watch a show with the wife. you gents have a great night.

 

You know you're old when...

 

Twix.

Two for me. None for you.

 

I apologize if I came off harsh, angry, or bitter, but in my defense I am harsh, angry, and bitter.

 

Fruit by the foot?

 

A bit more my style but it has to be loud for the intro, on repeat because it's the shortest Metallica song ever, and I need to be driving.

https://youtu.be/qhKFxrMi9ho

 

It’s not even a bar tho

 

Reese's Pieces, Yes.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups including holiday variations, Yes.

Reese's Sticks, Yes.

All the other Reese's, No. Not good. Would not recommend.

 

And what does Urban Dictionary call that album cover?